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The Great Pennsylvania Plague of... Wait, What Year is This Again?
Ah, Pennsylvania. Land of cheesesteaks, liberty bells, and, apparently, a never-ending parade of sniffles and coughs. But fear not, fellow travelers on this wild ride called life (especially in Pennsylvania!), because we're here to crack the code on what funky virus is going around.
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| What Virus Is Going Around Pennsylvania |
So, what's the culprit?
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Honestly, it depends on your definition of "going around." We've got a couple of contenders:
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- The OG of Pandemic Paranoia: COVID-19 (Yes, folks, it's still here. Though thankfully, things seem to be calming down a bit.)
- The Farewell Flu Flier-By: Flu season just wrapped up in Pennsylvania, so unless you've been napping under a rock (or, you know, social distancing like a champ), you probably dodged that bullet.
But wait, there's more! (There always is, isn't there?)
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Now, while those two are the heavy hitters, there's always the chance you could be dealing with:
- The Stealthy Stomach Bug: Norovirus, anyone? This nasty little number brings the whole "projectile vomiting" party to town, so be warned.
- The Mystery Malware: Hey, we all know Pennsylvania has its fair share of... unique creatures. Maybe you've stumbled upon a brand new, polka-dotted virus that science hasn't even named yet! (Though, that's probably less likely than accidentally stepping in a pothole the size of a small car.)
Don't panic! Here's how to stay healthy-ish:
- Wash those paws! Seriously, soap and water are your best friends.
- Channel your inner hermit crab. If you're feeling under the weather, stay home and avoid spreading the love (or the germs).
- Disinfect like a pro. Wipe down surfaces, and maybe even give your house a full hazmat suit treatment. (Just kidding... mostly.)
- Get your germ shield on! Flu shots may not be a magic bullet, but they can definitely help.
FAQ: How to dodge the Pennsylvania Plague
- How to wash your hands effectively? Wet your hands, lather with soap for at least 20 seconds (singing Happy Birthday twice works in a pinch), and rinse thoroughly.
- How to know if I should stay home? Fever, cough, shortness of breath? Play it safe and isolate.
- How to disinfect surfaces? Check the CDC website for guidelines on disinfectants and what works best on different surfaces https://www.cdc.gov/infection-control/hcp/disinfection-and-sterilization/index.html.
- How to get a flu shot? Talk to your doctor or local pharmacy.
- How to deal with the existential dread of catching a polka-dotted virus? Distract yourself with copious amounts of cheesesteaks. We recommend it.
Remember, folks, a little caution goes a long way. Stay healthy, stay safe, and may your immune system be ever strong!
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