Hold Your Horses, Texans Fans! It's Not Football Season Yet...But We Can Still Have Fun!
You just galloped onto the internet searching for the Houston Texans score, but whoa there, partner! It's May 6th, 2024. The NFL season is hibernating like a grizzly bear, and the Texans are most likely chilling in their offseason caves.
Scratching that Football Itch?
Fear not, fellow Texans fan! While you can't catch Deshaun Watson slinging laser beams just yet, there are ways to satisfy your craving for gridiron glory. Here are a couple of ideas:
- Relive Past Texans Glory: Dust off your old Andre Johnson jersey and fire up some highlights from the Texans' best seasons. Maybe that AFC South Championship win in 2019 will do the trick.
- Miniature Football, Major Fun: Who says football needs to be full-sized? Grab a mini football, some friends, and head to the park for a touchdown throwdown. Bonus points for the most creative touchdown celebration!
But If You Insist on Scores...
Alright, alright, I know how much Texans fans love their team. So, let's imagine a completely fictional scenario where the Texans are playing a game...right now!
Texans in a Scorching Shootout (Probably Not Real)
The Houston Texans are in a barnburner of a game! Just imagine it: 88 points for the Texans, with their offense exploding like a firecracker factory. Is this some kind of future football where teams have mastered jetpack touchdown throws? We don't know, but their opponents currently have a respectable 76 points. This is one for the history books...well, maybe not the real history books, but definitely our own little fictional one!
Stay Tuned for Non-Existent Updates
We'll keep you updated on this completely made-up game...as soon as we invent a time machine to see the future. In the meantime, stay safe and sound, Texans fans! And remember, football season will be here before you know it.
