So You Wanna Do Some Time in Texas? A Hilarious (Except Not Really) Guide to Lone Star Ladies' Lockups
Let's face it, nobody aspires for a vacation in the Texas prison system. But hey, knowledge is power, and maybe you're a writer working on a killer jailhouse rock opera (patent pending), or perhaps you're the world's worst travel agent and this is a very specific client request. Whatever the reason, you've landed here wondering: what women's prisons are there in Texas?
Well, buckle up, buttercup, because the Lone Star State boasts a whole corral full of correctional facilities for the fairer sex. Here's a sneak peek at some of the big houses (and by big, we mean big enough to house a population smaller than a decent-sized rodeo):
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The "Classier" Joints:
- The Nancy P. Ramsey Unit: If you're looking for a prison with a name that sounds like a finishing school, this might be your place. But don't be fooled by the fancy moniker, this is still a correctional facility.
- William B. Travis Unit: Now, this one sounds like a place where you might learn about Texas history... with extra barbed wire.
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The "This is Texas, Y'all" Units:
- Mountain View Unit: Because who wouldn't want a scenic mountain vista while contemplating life choices? (Note: view may be obscured by security fence.)
- Hays Unit: This unit might be named after a county, but there's nothing county-club-ish about it.
Important Note: This is just a taste of the Texas correctional system's offerings for female inmates. There are many more units, each with its own fascinating (or terrifying) history.
But Why So Many Prisons, You Ask? That, my friend, is a whole other dusty trail to ride down. Let's just say Texas has a thing about incarceration, and women are a significant part of that population. (For a more serious take on this topic, you might want to consult some organizations working on criminal justice reform.)
Look, here's the bottom line: Texas has plenty of prisons for women. If you're looking for a place to stay (because, let's face it, who isn't?), this probably isn't the best option. Stay out of trouble, make good choices, and maybe visit Texas for the BBQ instead.
