So You Wanna Wrestle a Prehistoric Pool Noodle in Florida, Huh? A Guide to Iguana Wrangling
Florida: land of sunshine, beaches, and...iguanas. Lots and lots of iguanas. These prehistoric-looking fellas are everywhere, sunning themselves on pool decks, causing traffic jams with their leisurely strolls, and generally living their best reptilian life. But what if the sight of a giant lizard lounging by your hibiscus bush has you itching for a little adventure? Can you, intrepid Floridian, snag yourself an iguana?
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The Legalities: Not Exactly Rocket Surgery, But There's a Catch (Pun Intended)
The good news, iguana enthusiasts (or iguana evictees, depending on your perspective) is that in Florida, green iguanas are considered an invasive species. In most cases, you can capture and remove them from your property without a permit. However, there are a few things to keep in mind:
- Local laws: Double-check with your local municipality for any ordinances that might put a kink in your iguana wrangling plans.
- Be humane: Even if they're uninvited guests, iguanas deserve some respect (and maybe a tiny hat). Make sure your capture method is humane. Think traps, not lassos (unless you're a pro iguana roper, in which case, we salute you).
- Don't be a relocator: Captured iguanas cannot be released into the wild elsewhere in Florida. This just makes the problem worse. You'll need a plan for what to do with your reptilian roommate once you've evicted them.
Gear Up for Operation: Iguana-Nado!
So, you've got the legal green light. Now it's time to assemble your iguana wrangling arsenal! Here's your basic shopping list:
Tip: Reread if it feels confusing.
- Traps: Hav-a-Heart traps are a popular choice. Just be sure to use the right size for an iguana.
- Bait: Mangoes, grapes, and even hibiscus flowers can lure these leafy gourmands to their capture.
- Thick gloves: Iguanas have claws, and they're not afraid to use them.
- A healthy dose of bravery (and maybe a friend): Iguanas can be surprisingly strong, so having a backup or two isn't a bad idea.
Pro Tip: For maximum intimidation (and entertainment), consider wearing an inflatable T-Rex costume. This will confuse the iguana and give you a precious edge in the capture.
The Capture: A Tale of Two Tails (Probably)
Now comes the moment of truth. You've set your trap, you've donned your T-Rex suit (optional, but highly recommended), and you're waiting with baited breath (or, more likely, baited trap). Here's what to expect:
Tip: Avoid distractions — stay in the post.
- The waiting game: Iguanas move at the pace of a sloth on sleeping pills, so patience is key.
- The grand iguana entrance: When your scaly friend finally shows up, try not to cheer too loudly. You don't want to spook them.
- The not-so-grand iguana exit: Once the iguana is secured, carefully transport them to their new digs (hopefully not your living room).
Remember: Iguanas can whip their tails like a prehistoric cat-o-nine-tails. Be mindful of your appendages during transport.
FAQ: Iguana Wrangling 101
How to choose the right trap? Hav-a-Heart traps sized for iguanas are a good bet.
Tip: Revisit this page tomorrow to reinforce memory.
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How to bait the trap? Mangoes, grapes, and hibiscus flowers are all iguana attractants.
How to handle a captured iguana? Wear thick gloves and be careful of their tails.
Tip: Take notes for easier recall later.
How to dispose of a captured iguana? Check with local wildlife removal services or animal shelters for options.
How to avoid future iguana infestations? Trim back landscaping that provides iguana cover and screen in your pool to deter them from taking a dip.
So there you have it! Your crash course in iguana wrangling. Remember, catching an iguana can be a fun adventure, but it's important to be responsible and humane. Now get out there and catch yourself a prehistoric pool noodle (but maybe call animal control first).
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