So You Want to Shack Up with the Crown Jewels? Living at the Tower of London
Forget fancy London flats, ditch the endless hunt for a decent deposit – have you ever considered living at the Tower of London? You know, that historic pile right by the Thames with the beefeaters and the ravens? Well, believe it or not, it's actually a viable, and surprisingly quirky, residence for a select few.
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Not Your Average Roomies
But hold on there, visions of flat-sharing with Henry VIII's ghost are best left to the history buffs. Living quarters at the Tower are reserved for a special bunch. We're talking Yeoman Warders (the Beefeaters) and their families, for starters. These friendly chaps (and the occasional chapette these days) are responsible for guarding the Tower's treasures, so it makes sense they get a sweet crib right on-site. Imagine the dinner party conversation: "Hey Brenda, did you remember to pick up some milk? Oh, and while you're out, could you grab the Crown Jewels for some dusting?"
There's also the Resident Governor, who basically runs the whole show, and a small army contingent for added security. Think of it as a posh, historic gated community, but with way better stories to tell at parties.
Perks and Quirks (Because There's Always a Catch)
Living at the Tower isn't all sunshine and ravens (though you do get used to the latter hanging around the breakfast nook). The biggest perk? Location, location, location! You're right in the heart of London, with history seeping from the very walls. Plus, free entry to all the exhibitions – you'd never have to pay for a date night again (although, explaining to your date why you live in a fortress might be a hurdle).
Tip: Read at your own pace, not too fast.
Of course, there are a few quirks. Forget popping out for a midnight pizza. The Tower gets locked down tight at night, and security is pretty strict. Think twice about inviting that random bloke from the pub over for a game of darts – he might get mistaken for a rogue prince and end up in the dungeons (well, maybe not that last bit, but you get the idea).
Living with history also means living with a few...ghosts, shall we say? The Tower has its fair share of spooky stories, so if you scare easily, this might not be the digs for you. Though, on the bright side, at least you'll have a good excuse for flickering lights!
How to Live in the Tower of London: A FAQ (Because You Probably Have Questions)
1. How do I apply to be a Beefeater?
QuickTip: The more attention, the more retention.
There's a rigorous selection process, but generally, you need to be a former member of the British Armed Forces with impeccable character. Plus, a love of history and a tolerance for tourists wouldn't hurt.
2. Can I just rent a flat there?
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Negative. Accommodation at the Tower is strictly for those who work and live there full-time.
Tip: Read in a quiet space for focus.
3. Is it haunted?
The Tower has a long and colourful history, so bumps in the night are a possibility. But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell!
4. Do I get to wear a Beefeater uniform?
QuickTip: Skip distractions — focus on the words.
Not unless you become a Yeoman Warder. But hey, think of the savings on dry cleaning!
5. Free access to the Crown Jewels?
While you won't be waltzing around with the Koh-i-Noor diamond, you will have free entry to all the Tower's exhibitions, including the Jewel House. So, that's pretty cool, right?
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