So, You Want to Adopt Your Budgie-Smuggling Flatmate? Hold on a Sec...
Ever had that feeling you were practically raising your flatmate? Leaving passive-aggressive notes about overflowing bins and forgetting birthdays? Well, maybe you've fantasized about taking things to the next level: adoption! But wait, can you even adopt a grown adult in England?
Hold Your Horses (and Hopefully Not Your Flatmate's Laundry)
Unfortunately, the answer is a resounding no. Unlike some countries where adults can be adopted, England isn't quite there yet. So, that dream of you becoming your housemate's legal parental unit and finally getting them to fold their socks will have to stay a dream (for now).
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But Why Not? Don't They Like Fancy New Birth Certificates?
Adoption laws in England are focused on safeguarding children. Adults, on the other hand, are presumed to be capable of taking care of themselves (jury's still out on some flatmates). Plus, there are concerns that adult adoption could be used for less-than-ideal reasons, like inheritance shenanigans.
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Okay, So Adoption's Out. What are My Options, Besides Leaving Passive-Aggressive Notes in the Cereal Box?
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Don't fret! There are still ways to solidify your chosen-family bond with your adult friend/victim:
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- Get Legal with Lasting Power of Attorney: This fancy document allows you to make decisions about your flatmate's finances and healthcare if they're unable to do so themselves. Think of it as adulting insurance (with slightly less paperwork than adoption).
- Become a Beneficiary in Their Will: This ensures you inherit their worldly possessions (like that questionable beanbag chair collection) after they, well, you know... aren't around anymore. Just don't get too excited about inheriting their questionable fashion sense.
- Embrace the Power of Communication: Talk to your flatmate! Let them know you appreciate them, even if they do leave the dishes piled high in the sink. Open communication is key to any healthy relationship, even the kind that involves passive-aggressive note-leaving.
Bonus Tip: Bake them cookies. Everyone loves cookies.
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How-To FAQs for the Determined Flatmate
- How to Convince My Flatmate to Do Chores? Patience, my friend. Patience and a well-placed bribe (like offering to do the dishes if they finally fold their laundry).
- How to Get Lasting Power of Attorney? A solicitor can help you navigate the legalese. But be warned, it's not as simple as downloading a form online.
- How to Write a Will? Again, a solicitor is your best bet. Don't try to DIY your will, especially if you want to avoid any future family feuds over who gets the beanbag chair collection.
- How to Bake Cookies? Google is your friend! Just don't burn them, or your attempt at fostering goodwill might backfire.
- How to Deal with the Inevitable Disappointment of Not Being Able to Adopt My Flatmate? Retail therapy! Or, you know, get a pet together. Maybe a responsible one, unlike your flatmate.
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