So You Want to Evict Some Feathered Tenants? A Guide to Pigeon wrangling (or Not Wrangling) in Toronto
Ah, the pigeon. Those cooing, pooping, bread-crumb bandits that have taken up residence in the great city of Toronto. They're practically a mascot at this point, except instead of cheering at a sporting event, you're more likely to be dodging dive-bombing attacks for a dropped french fry.
Now, listen, we all get a little frustrated with these winged menaces, but the question on everyone's mind is: can you unleash your inner William Tell and, well, take care of the pigeon problem yourself?
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The Legalities: It's a Pigeon Par-tay (But Maybe Not the Kind You Think)
Here's the thing: the laws surrounding pigeon wrangling in Toronto are about as clear as a murky pond after a rainstorm. On one hand, felling a feral pigeon isn't illegal under Ontario law. They're not exactly considered cuddly companions by the legal system. However, there are some key things to keep in mind:
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- City Limits = No Fireworks Show: Discharging a firearm (even a fancy air rifle) within city limits is a big no-no. Newsflash: discharging a weapon in a populated area is a generally bad idea.
- The Cruelty Clause: Even though pigeons aren't exactly royalty, there are still animal cruelty laws. Causing an animal to suffer is a big thumbs down. So, if you're planning on whacking a pigeon with a rolled-up newspaper, that's probably not the best course of action.
Pigeon Pacification Strategies: A More Humane Approach
Look, we all know revenge isn't the answer (plus, those things are fast). Here are some alternative tactics to consider:
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- Become a Bird Whisperer (Not Really): There are humane ways to discourage pigeons from hanging out on your balcony. Try things like decoy owls (pigeons are surprisingly gullible) or spiky strips that make your property less pigeon-friendly.
- Call in the Professionals: If you're truly plagued by pigeons, consider hiring a wildlife removal company. They have the expertise (and hopefully the patience) to deal with these feathered freeloaders.
Remember: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of poop (literally, in this case). Don't feed the pigeons! This only encourages them to stick around.
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FAQ: Pigeon Patrol Pro Edition
- How to avoid pigeons on my balcony? Spiky strips, netting, and keeping your balcony clean are all good deterrents.
- How to get rid of a pigeon nest? If you find a nest, call a wildlife removal company. Don't try to remove it yourself, especially if there are eggs or chicks present.
- How to stop pigeons from pooping on my car? A car cover or spending more time in car washes are your best bets.
- How to train a pigeon to be a messenger bird? While impressive, this is probably a movie fantasy. Stick to carrier pigeons for important messages.
- How to appreciate pigeons? Okay, this one's a stretch, but they're actually pretty intelligent birds. They can recognize faces and even navigate using the Earth's magnetic field!
So there you have it. While you can't exactly go medieval on Toronto's pigeons, there are plenty of ways to co-exist with these feathered frenemies. Remember, a little respect (and maybe a strategically placed scarecrow) goes a long way.
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