So You Want to Throw Down With a Buzzard in Buckeye Country? A Guide (Probably Not To)
Let's face it, turkey vultures can be a bit, well, vulture-y. They're not exactly winning any beauty contests, and their fondness for lingering around dead things can be, shall we say, unsettling for the average Ohioan. But before you grab your finest vulture-whacking tool (we won't judge, but a pool noodle might be more your speed), there's a little legalese to consider.
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Hold Your Horses (or Should We Say Turkey Vultures?) - They're Protected
Here's the thing: turkey vultures are federally protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. That means harming them in any way, including saying something really mean about their feather fashion choices, is a big no-no. Violating this law can result in hefty fines and even jail time. Yikes! So, whacking one with a pool noodle is definitely out.
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But What About Those Pesky Problems?
We hear you. Maybe these feathered friends are having a a rooftop residency you didn't approve of, or their carrion connoisseur ways are a little too close for comfort. Fear not, there are ways to coexist with these misunderstood morticians of the sky.
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- Become a Vulture Whisperer (Kind Of): There are non-lethal hazing techniques to encourage them to find a new hangout. Loud noises, shiny objects, and strategic landscaping can all help persuade them to relocate. Think of it as vulture feng shui.
- Call in the Professionals: The Ohio Department of Natural Resources has a whole team dedicated to dealing with wildlife woes, including our turkey vulture pals. They can offer expert advice and, in some cases, even permits for removal (but only in extreme circumstances).
Embrace the Vulture!
Look, we know they're not the prettiest birds on the block. But turkey vultures play a vital role in the ecosystem, cleaning up after nature's little mishaps and preventing the spread of disease. Think of them as nature's sanitation crew, albeit a slightly less glamorous one.
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How to:
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- Live in harmony with your local turkey vultures? Become a vulture whisperer with hazing techniques or consult the Ohio Department of Natural Resources for guidance.
- Tell a turkey vulture from a black vulture? Turkey vultures have a red, featherless head and soar with their wings held high. Black vultures have a black head and flap their wings more frequently.
- Appreciate the role of vultures in the environment? They're nature's clean-up crew, keeping things healthy and functioning.
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