So You Want to Take a Dip in London's Sky Pool? Hold Your Mermaids!
Ah, the Sky Pool. London's latest architectural marvel (or terrifying contraption, depending on your fear of heights) has captured the imagination of folks worldwide. But the burning question remains: can you, the average swimming enthusiast (or daredevil?), take a refreshing plunge in this sky-high wonder?
The Truth Will Set You Free (But Maybe Not Poolside)
Here's the splash of cold water: the Sky Pool is not open to the public. That's right, unless you're a resident of the fancy-schmancy Embassy Gardens development, you'll have to admire this marvel from afar. Think of it as a real-life Instagram filter you can't actually use on your photos.
But Wait, There's More! (Except There Isn't, Really)
Now, before you pack your swimsuit and indignation, there are a couple of (admittedly slim) chances to snag a swim in the sky.
- Become BFFs with a Resident: This might involve mastering the art of cupcake deliveries and learning the resident's dog's name. Be prepared for intense competition – we're talking Hunger Games for pool time.
- Rent an Apartment (Just for the Pool, Obviously): This option comes with a hefty price tag, but hey, at least you can brag about having swum amongst the clouds (sort of).
Finding Nemo in a Different Way
While conquering the Sky Pool might be a challenge for us mere mortals, there's plenty of other amazing pools in London. From historic lidos to swanky rooftop havens, you're sure to find the perfect spot to make a splash.
So ditch the dreams of defying gravity and dive into these alternatives instead. Your swimsuit (and wallet) will thank you!
Sky Pool FAQ: Your Burning Questions Answered (with Brutal Honesty)
How to become a resident of Embassy Gardens?
Involves winning the lottery or having a very generous trust fund.
How to convince a resident to let you use the pool?
Master the art of flattery and friendship bracelets. Be prepared for rejection.
How deep is the Sky Pool?
Deep enough to make your palms sweat if you're afraid of heights. (Actual depth: 4.5 meters)
How much does it cost to rent an apartment at Embassy Gardens (just for the pool)?
Enough to buy a small island with a private pool.
How to get over my disappointment about not swimming in the Sky Pool?
Retail therapy always works (but maybe skip the pool floats).
