So You Think You're Captain Ahab, Sailing to New Austin? Think Again, Partner!
Ah, New Austin. The wild west promised land. A land shrouded in mystery (and heavily guarded by bounty hunters). It's the place where every curious cowboy, or should I say, cowpoke, wants to set their spurs. But there's a slight snag in this dusty ol' plan. Those pesky Lawmen, the Pinkertons, have put a big, bold, WANTED sign on that entire territory.
Now, some folks might think, "Well, shoot! I'll just grab my trusty rowboat and become Captain Morgan... I mean, Captain Arthur, and sail on over!" Hold your horses there, buckaroo! This ain't no Huckleberry Finn situation.
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The Great New Austin Sea Voyage: A One-Way Trip (Probably)
Here's the deal. New Austin is landlocked. Yes, you read that right. Land. Locked. There's no secret ocean highway leading there. So, that whole boat idea? It's about as effective as trying to lasso the moon with a spool of dental floss.
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Now, for those of you who are particularly determined (or maybe a little stubborn), let's say you did manage to find a boat and ignore all those "Do Not Enter" signs. Here's what you can expect:
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- A chorus of angry lawmen welcoming you with open arms (and six-shooters).
- Your boat mysteriously developing a sudden case of the sinks. Just like that magic trick where the rabbit disappears in a puff of smoke, your vessel will vanish beneath the waves faster than you can say "yeehaw!"
- A respawn back in good ol' Blackwater, minus your boat and probably a few bucks lighter.
The Good News (There is Some, Right?)
Fear not, adventurous soul! New Austin isn't permanently off-limits. Once you progress through the story (and avoid an untimely demise), you'll be able to explore that dusty territory as John Marston.
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FAQ: New Austin Navigation for the Determined
Alright, alright, so maybe the boat thing wasn't the greatest idea. But hey, a curious mind wants to know! Here's a quick guide to navigating the not-so-high seas of New Austin information:
- How to Actually Get to New Austin: Patience, partner! You'll unlock New Austin naturally as you play through the story.
- How to Avoid Getting Shot on Sight in New Austin: Once you have access, stay on the down-low and avoid any trouble.
- How to Find Cool Stuff in New Austin: Unique animals, plants, and secrets await! Explore those dusty trails, just be on the lookout for bounty hunters.
- How to Not Sink a Boat Trying to Get to New Austin: Seriously, don't even try it. It's a recipe for disaster (and a watery grave).
- How to Enjoy Red Dead Redemption 2: Explore the vast world the game offers, but trust the developers on this one: New Austin will come to you eventually.
So there you have it, partners. Save your boat adventures for the open waters and focus on exploring the wonders of Red Dead Redemption 2. New Austin will be waiting for you, with (hopefully) fewer attempts on your life.