Pack a Picnic for the Bard? Your Guide to Snacking at London Theatres
Ah, London theatre! A grand night out, steeped in tradition and the dulcet tones of, well, whatever play you've chosen (hopefully not a comedy about mime artists – that could get silent...). But what about those mid-show rumblings? Can you sneak in some contraband snacks to silence the beast in your belly, or are you stuck facing the overpriced intermission treats? Fear not, thespian snackers, for I bring you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (with a sprinkle of theatrical puns, of course).
The Great Snackvasion: A Matter of Manners
London theatres are a curious breed. Unlike cinemas, where the mere crinkle of a crisp packet can send shivers down spines, they tend to be a tad more relaxed about pre-packed sustenance. But here's the key: discretion is your friend. Imagine trying to dissect a pasty shrouded in ten layers of cling film during a particularly dramatic monologue – not exactly adding to the ambiance, is it?
Snacking Do's and Don'ts: A Playwright's Perspective
- Do: Pack quiet nibbles. Think: fruit (avoid anything that could unleash a sticky shower), cereal bars (think granola, not the kind that sound like a toddler having a meltdown), sandwiches (crusts pre-removed, for silent consumption).
- Don't: Bring anything that resembles a percussion instrument. Crisps (aka crisps for our American cousins), popcorn (the nemesis of quiet theatre-going), and apples (wonderful fruit, but that crunch can be deafening in the stalls). Strong-smelling foods are a definite no-no too. Nobody wants their Shakespeare served with a side of last night's vindaloo.
Bonus Tip: Pack your snacks in a reusable container. Not only is it eco-friendly, but it also avoids the whole "crinkly-wrapper-of-doom" scenario.
The Interval: A Feast for the Senses (and Stomach)
Of course, theatres wouldn't be complete without their intermission – a glorious opportunity to stretch your legs, refill your drink (or grab a cheeky glass of something stronger), and, most importantly, indulge in the theatre's offerings. Pastries, ice cream, and even hotdogs (though we wouldn't recommend attempting a hotdog during the actual performance – messy!) are all fair game. Just remember, these treats come at a premium, so your sneaky pre-show snack might save you a few pounds (both literally and figuratively).
Curtain Call: How to Become a Snack-Savvy Theatre-Goer
How to choose the perfect pre-theatre snack?
Focus on finger foods that are easy to eat quietly. Think bite-sized portions and minimal mess.
How to sneak in your snacks undetected?
A small, reusable container is your best bet. Bonus points for a container that looks vaguely theatrical (think Shakespearean quills or miniature bowler hats).
How to avoid rustling wrappers during the show?
Transfer your snacks to a small bowl or plate before the performance begins. This keeps things quiet and avoids any mid-play crinkling emergencies.
How to deal with a friend who insists on bringing noisy snacks?
Employ your best diplomatic skills. A gentle reminder (perhaps phrased in the form of a dramatic soliloquy) might be necessary.
How to know if the theatre allows snacks?
Most theatres in London are relaxed about pre-packed snacks, but it's always best to check their website beforehand.
So there you have it, folks! With a little planning and a touch of theatrical flair, you can enjoy a delicious and discreet snack experience at your next London theatre adventure. Now go forth, conquer those rumbling tummies, and enjoy the show!
