So You Want to Wrestle a Fuzzy Bandit: The Lowdown on Trapping Squirrels in Illinois
Ever looked out your window and seen a squirrel gleefully taunting your birdfeeder, daring you to enter a round of acrobatic thievery? Illinois squirrels, bless their bushy-tailed hearts, can be a persistent bunch. But before you channel your inner Crocodile Dundee and declare open season on these furry fiends, let's untangle the legalities of trapping them in the Prairie State.
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| Can You Trap Squirrels In Illinois |
Trapping? More Like Trapper Keeper This Time
Here's the nutty truth: In Illinois, trapping most tree squirrels, like the brazen raiders emptying your birdseed supply, is a big no-no. Fox squirrels and gray squirrels are considered small game, and wrestling them with a trap requires a hunting license – not exactly ideal for an afternoon of critter control.
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However, there's a glimmer of hope for the frustrated homeowner! If these fuzzy Houdinis are wreaking havoc on your property, you might be eligible for a Nuisance Animal Removal Permit. But hold on to your hats (or should we say acorns?), there are hoops to jump through.
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Permit Palooza: Bureaucracy with a Side of Exclusion
Obtaining this golden ticket involves convincing the Illinois Department of Natural Resources (IDNR) that the squirrels are a genuine nuisance. Chewed wires? Ticked off the mailman? Evidence is key! Once approved, the permit allows you (or a licensed wildlife control professional) to trap and remove the squirrels, but there's a catch (and release, ideally).
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Here's the kicker: You can't just chuck the squirrels across state lines. They must be released back onto the same property, unless you have written permission from the new digs' owner. So much for relocating them to your Uncle Fred's out in Arizona.
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But hey, there's always the option of going with option B:
Embrace the Inner MacGyver: Outsmarting the Nut Ninjas
While trapping might be a bureaucratic minefield, there are plenty of humane deterrents to keep the squirrels at bay. Think squirrel-proof feeders, strategically placed baffling devices, or even spicy accents to your birdseed mix (research safe options first!).
Remember, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of…well, chewed wires in this case.
FAQ: How to Outwit Those Wily Squirrels
- How to squirrel-proof a feeder? Fort Knox-level feeders exist, or you can DIY with metal cones or baffles.
- How to deter squirrels with hot peppers? Mix in a small amount of capsaicin spray (used in self-defense) with your birdseed. Super important: Wear gloves and avoid inhaling the fumes!
- How to get a Nuisance Animal Removal Permit? Contact your local IDNR District Wildlife Biologist. Be prepared to plead your case!
- How to live in harmony with squirrels? It might be a losing battle, but planting squirrel-friendly trees elsewhere on your property can distract them from your birdseed stash.
- How to appreciate squirrels (just a little)? They're pretty darn cute (from a distance) and play a vital role in seed dispersal.
So there you have it, folks! Trapping squirrels in Illinois is a bureaucratic adventure, but with a little know-how and some creative deterrents, you can keep those bushy-tailed bandits in check. Just remember, coexistence is key (unless they're chewing your roof off, that is).
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