The Great Bulldog Stomp: How Georgia Turned TCU into TCU-mbers
Remember that feeling of pure, unadulterated joy when your favorite team wins the big game? Now, imagine that feeling cranked to eleven, then dipped in glitter, and launched into the stratosphere. That's basically what happened to Georgia fans after their shellacking of TCU in the National Championship.
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The Scoreboard Lied, But My Eyes Didn't
65-7. That wasn't the final score, it was the phone number of the TCU defense trying to get some help. Georgia's offense ran wild, like a pack of hangry toddlers in a bakery. Touchdowns rained down like confetti (although, way more delicious). Stetson Bennett, the Georgia QB, threw for four touchdowns, looking like a man who could hit the broad side of a barn with a nerf dart, but somehow launching laser beams to his receivers.
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Meanwhile, the TCU offense? Let's just say their performance was about as effective as a chocolate teapot. They sputtered, they coughed, and ultimately they just kinda... fizzled out.
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Was it all TCU's Fault? Hold Your Horses
Now, before we start handing out participation trophies made of pity, it's worth noting that Georgia was a juggernaut that season. They were like a well-oiled machine, if that machine was fueled by pure, concentrated winning. TCU, on the other hand, was more of a… well-meaning toaster that occasionally burst into flames.
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But hey, even the most mismatched socks can end up in the same dryer. Doesn't mean it's a pretty sight.
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So, How Bad Was it Really?
On a scale of "mildly inconvenient hangnail" to "being chased by a swarm of angry bees while wearing a peanut butter tuxedo," this game was a solid "being abducted by aliens and forced to listen to Nickelback for eternity."
Here's some additional perspective:
- It was the second-worst blowout in National Championship history. Ouch.
- Georgia's running back, Zamir White, had more rushing yards (184) than TCU's total offense (165). Savage.
- The game was basically over by halftime. Sorry, TCU fans, but sometimes reality sets in a little early.
Look, there's no shame in losing. But sometimes, you gotta lose in a way that makes everyone else look good. Unfortunately for TCU, this was not one of those times.
FAQ: How to Deal with the Aftermath of a Blowout Loss (TCU Edition)
- How to avoid emotional meltdown? Retail therapy! Treat yourself to a new TCU jersey (maybe not the one they wore to the National Championship though).
- How to handle gloating Georgia fans? The best defense is a good offense. Hit them with some self-deprecating humor. "At least we made it to the National Championship!"
- How to forget this ever happened? Unfortunately, there's no app for selective amnesia. But hey, there's always next season!
- How to convince myself the score wasn't THAT bad? Focus on the moral victories. Like, TCU's players probably got a good night's sleep after the game, unlike those jittery Georgia Bulldogs.
- How to move on? Distraction is key! Binge-watch some epic comebacks to restore your faith in football (just avoid games involving Georgia).
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