The Big Apple's Big Problem: How Big Are NYC's Not-So-Cute Rodents?
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps... except maybe for those quick forty winks you manage to snag while dodging a rogue hot dog vendor or a jaywalking pigeon. But amidst the hustle and bustle, there's another resident that thrives in the concrete jungle: the infamous NYC rat.
These little guys (and gals) are legendary. They've inspired horror movies, fueled countless nightmares, and probably hold the record for the most subway platform pizza crusts consumed. But one question plagues tourists and seasoned New Yorkers alike: just how big are these suckers?
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Not Quite "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" Big, But Not Exactly Tiny Timid Tom Thumb Either
The truth is, NYC rats are not miniature sewer monsters. The average New York City rat, scientifically known (yawn) as the Norway rat, clocks in at a respectable 12-15 inches long – that's including their tail, which can be pretty substantial in itself.
However, rumors and adrenaline can inflate the size of a rat in your path considerably. Let's face it, encountering a rat at 3 am while elbow-deep in bodega discount chips is a recipe for exaggeration. We've all been there.
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That being said, there have been reports of NYC rats reaching lengths of 18 inches! These are likely the battle-hardened veterans of the city's underbelly, the ones who've outsmarted exterminators and lived to tell the tale (or rather, squeak about it).
So, Should You Be Running in Terror?
Probably not. While NYC rats can be sizable, they're generally more interested in scavenging for scraps than becoming your new best friend. However, if you see a rat the size of a small chihuahua, maybe take a detour. Just in case.
FAQ: NYC Rat Edition
1. How to avoid attracting rats?
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Keep your place clean! Don't leave food scraps lying around, and seal up any holes in your apartment that could be potential entry points.
2. How to get rid of a rat in my apartment?
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Several traps and deterrents are available. If the problem persists, call a professional exterminator.
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3. How to make friends with a NYC rat?
We wouldn't recommend it. They may seem cute from afar, but they carry diseases and can be destructive.
4. How to tell the difference between a NYC rat and a mutant turtle?
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Turtles tend to be green and hang out with sewer-dwelling ninjas. Rats...well, they're not green and don't have nunchuck skills (as far as we know).
5. How big are pigeons in New York City?
That's a whole other story for another day!
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