The Not-So-Great Rutgers Escape: How Close (or Far) Are You From the Big Apple?
So you're thinking about Rutgers University, huh? Excellent choice! But wait, there's one burning question you gotta answer before you high-five that acceptance letter into oblivion: How close is Rutgers to the bright lights, Broadway shows, and questionable pizza slices of New York City?
Well, buckle up, because the answer is... it depends. Hold on, don't click away just yet! This "it depends" situation is actually a comedic goldmine (depending on your comedic tastes, of course).
Rutgers University has multiple campuses, each with its own unique distance to NYC. Let's play a fun game I like to call: "Which Rutgers is Closest to NYC?"
Rutgers-New Brunswick: This is the main campus, and it's about 37 miles from the heart of Manhattan. Think of it as a quick train ride or a scenic (read: slightly traffic-y) car trip away. Close enough to snag some weekend thrills, but far enough to escape the FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) when your bank account cries.
Rutgers-Newark: This campus is practically in the city's armpit, clocking in at a mere 9 miles from Manhattan. That's close enough to smell the street vendors' hot dog water...and maybe even hear the sirens (but that's just city life, baby!).
Other Rutgers Campuses: There are a few other Rutgers campuses scattered around New Jersey, but they're further out in the suburbs. Think tranquility, fireflies, and maybe an Uber ride that costs more than your rent.
So, the verdict? Rutgers can be your launching pad to the NYC party scene, or your haven from the urban chaos. It all depends on which campus you choose (and maybe your tolerance for crowds).
Important Note: Traffic can be a real beast, especially during rush hour. Factor that in when calculating your NYC-proximity dreams.
Now, let's address the elephant in the room (or the squirrel in your backpack, depending on your Rutgers experience):
- Is Rutgers too close to NYC? Nope, not if you like a city escape!
- Is Rutgers too far from NYC? Nope, not if you prefer a quieter college town vibe!
See? It's all about perspective, my friend.
How to Rutgers? (A Guide for the Aspiring Scholar)
Feeling overwhelmed by all this Rutgers talk? Fear not, for I have compiled a handy dandy FAQ section to quench your thirst for knowledge:
How to Get to Rutgers?
Most campuses are easily accessible by train, bus, or car. Rutgers also has its own shuttle system to connect the different campuses.
How to Decide Which Rutgers Campus?
Consider your desired distance to NYC, the academic programs offered at each campus, and your overall campus life preferences.
How to Deal with Rutgers Dorms?
Let's just say they come with their own unique charm (and maybe a few questionable smells). But hey, that's part of the college experience, right?
How to Survive Rutgers Dining Halls?
Embrace variety! There are bound to be a few hidden gems amongst the mystery meat and questionable cafeteria cuisine.
How to Have Fun at Rutgers (Besides NYC Trips)?
Get involved in clubs, attend sporting events, explore the surrounding towns, or simply enjoy the beauty of the campus itself. Rutgers has something for everyone (even if it's not always directly related to NYC).
