The Great London Clothes Call: How Griffin Houdini-ed Himself Out of a Department Store Caper
Ah, Griffin. The invisible man, the rogue scientist, the fellow with a talent for mayhem and a serious case of wardrobe malfunction (though, malfunction might be a bit generous considering the whole invisibility thing). But even a man of invisibility can find himself in a sticky situation, especially when that situation involves a very visible London department store and a rather unfortunate nap.
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| How Did Griffin Escape From The London Store |
The Dastardly Dressing Room Debacle
Now, Griffin, bless his translucent heart, wasn't exactly Tom Ford when it came to fashion sense. After, you know, turning himself invisible, his usual attire wasn't exactly "business casual." So, feeling a bit chilly (invisibility apparently doesn't come with climate control), he decided to liberate himself some new threads from a unsuspecting department store.
He went full Mission: Impossible, dodging security cameras and charming (or terrifying, depending on how you look at it) the sales staff with his, ahem, unique presence. Let's just say they were very enthusiastic about his "weight loss program."
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Exhausted from his shopping spree (and possibly from the whole invisibility thing), Griffin decided to catch some Zzz's in a particularly plush dressing room. Big mistake. Turns out, invisibility doesn't come with an alarm clock function either.
The Naked Escape: Not Recommended for the Faint of Heart (or Easily Alarmed Shop Assistants)
When Griffin finally stirred from his slumber, he found himself facing a rather terrifying sight: two very confused shop assistants staring right at...well, not exactly anything. Panic!
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Now, most people in this situation might try explaining (perhaps poorly) about a revolutionary new diet that involves turning invisible. But Griffin? Griffin's a man of action (or, well, a man who can become invisible and then take action).
In a scene that would make even Houdini blush, Griffin launched into a full Naked Man Getaway. He ripped off his ill-gotten gains, leaving behind a trail of bewildered shop assistants and a lingering question: did they just see a floating hat and a pair of shoes run out of the dressing room?
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Yes, dear reader, yes they did. Griffin, in all his invisible glory, made a clean escape, proving that sometimes, the best way to disappear is to just get naked and run.
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But hey, at least he didn't have to return those clothes!
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How To: Griffin Edition (Not Recommended for Everyday Use)
How to Escape a Sticky Situation (Department Store Edition): Don't be an invisible kleptomaniac. Just shop like a normal person.
How to Get a Good Night's Sleep (Invisibility Edition): Invest in a very loud alarm clock. Invisibility doesn't muffle sound, thankfully.
How to Look Your Best (Naked Edition): Not recommended for most social situations. Trust us.
How to Disappear Completely (The Legal Way): Become a tax attorney. They practically vanish.
How to Be a Better Person (Griffin Edition): Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
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