Conquering the Melbourne Tram: A Ticketing Tale (Without Getting Fined)
So, you're in Melbourne, the sun is shining (hopefully), and you hear the charming ding-ding of a tram. You think, "This is brilliant! A tram ride through the city sounds delightful!" But then a bead of sweat appears on your brow – how exactly do you pay for this delightful tram ride? Fear not, fellow traveller, for this guide will be your tram ticket to ticketing triumph (cue dramatic music).
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The Two Ticket Titans: Myki and the Paper Pass (But Mostly Myki)
- The Myki: Your Reusable Ride Buddy
Imagine a little plastic card, your tram ticket soulmate. That's the Myki! You can top it up with cash and use it on trams, trains, and buses. It's the undisputed champ of Melbourne public transport. You can buy a Myki from:
* **Myki machines:** These friendly robots reside at train stations, some tram stops, and even some convenience stores.
* **7-Eleven:** Because Slurpees and tram rides go hand-in-hand, apparently.
* **The internet:** Because who wants to leave their couch? Just be prepared to wait a bit for delivery.
* **PTV Hubs and selected retailers:** Basically, anywhere with a myki sign.
The Paper Pass: A Farewell to Friends
The paper pass is a rare species these days, mostly used for V/Line travel outside of Melbourne. You won't need it for trams (unless you enjoy the thrill of potentially getting fined by inspectors with impressive moustaches).
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Important Note: Don't try buying a ticket on the tram itself – it's a big no-no. You've been warned!
Topping Up Your Myki: A Not-So-Shady Transaction
- Machines and Retailers: These are your top-up BFFs. Just tap your Myki on the reader and feed it some cash.
- PTV App: Because convenience is king (or queen, depending on your preference).
Remember: Top up before you ride! An empty Myki is about as useful as a chocolate teapot on a tram.
How to Not Get Fined: A Public Transport PSA (Kind Of)
Touch On and Touch Off: This isn' readers are your tram-based friends. Touch your Myki on the reader as you enter the tram (don't be shy, it won't bite) and again when you disembark.
Don't Be That Guy: Don't try to sneak a ride. It's not cool, and the inspectors have a sixth sense for fare dodgers (and impressive moustaches, as previously mentioned).
By following these simple steps, you'll be a tram-riding pro in no time!
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Bonus: Frequently Asked Questions (Tram Ticket Edition)
How to top up my Myki if I'm running low on cash?
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Many convenience stores and newsagents accept Myki top-ups.
How much does a tram ride cost?
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Fares depend on the distance you travel, but you can check prices and plan your trip with the PTV app.
How long does a Myki last?
Myki cards themselves last for years, but the value you top up can be used for as long as you keep riding!
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How do I check how much credit is left on my Myki?
You can check the balance at Myki machines, retailers, or the PTV app.
How do I impress the tram driver with my mad ticketing skills?
A simple "thanks, mate!" as you exit the tram will do the trick. Melbourne loves a bit of courtesy.
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