How to Reach the Inscrutable Ink Stains of the Austin American-Statesman: A Guide for the Citizen Journalist (or Just Plain Curious)
Ah, the Austin American-Statesman. The paper that's been chronicling Austin's weirdness, weather woes, and breakfast taco triumphs since, well, forever. But fear not, intrepid citizen, if you need to get in touch with these arbiters of all things ATX, fret no more! This guide will have you navigating the media maze like a seasoned press secretary (or at least someone who can order breakfast tacos without tripping over the salsa).
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Calling the Bigwigs (or Not-So-Bigwigs, Depending on Your Perspective)
For those who prefer a good old-fashioned chat (or maybe you just have a phone that refuses to acknowledge the digital age), you can dial 512-445-3500. Be prepared for some hold music that might be Willie Nelson, might be a traffic report, might be both at once. It's all part of the Austin charm.
Pro Tip: If you reach voicemail, leave a message that's clear, concise, and entertaining. Remember, these folks wade through a sea of voicemails daily. A little humor (or at least a breakfast taco metaphor) can go a long way.
The Interwebs Cometh: Reaching Out Online
The Austin American-Statesman, believe it or not, does exist in the digital realm! https://www.statesman.com/ is your portal to online news, quirky quizzes about which kolache you are (seriously), and, of course, a way to get in touch. There's a handy dandy "Contact Us" section (because who wants to sift through the classifieds for the address?), but for the truly adventurous, you can try emailing [email protected].
QuickTip: Don’t just scroll — process what you see.
Word to the Wise: While the Statesman does have email addresses for specific staff floating around the internet, it's best to stick with the general contact for most inquiries. Unless you have a burning question about high school football for Mike Craven (the College Football and Basketball Insider, bless his heart), a general email is the way to go.
Smoke Signals, Carrier Pigeons, and Other Outlandish Methods (Not Recommended)
Look, we all appreciate your commitment to theatrics, but unless you're Matthew McConaughey emerging from the woods with a cryptic message, stick to the phone and email. The Statesman probably doesn't have a trained carrier pigeon on staff, and smoke signals might get lost in the ever-present Texas haze.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to Report a Delivery Issue?
Tip: Summarize each section in your own words.
Head to https://account.statesman.com/ and log in to your account. From there, you can report a missed delivery with ease (and hopefully without tears).
How to Cancel My Subscription?
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We get it, sometimes you gotta move on. Dial 1-800-445-9898 and a friendly customer service representative will help you out.
QuickTip: Break down long paragraphs into main ideas.
How to Submit a Story Idea?
Think you've got the next big Austin expose? The Statesman website might have information on submitting pitches, but it never hurts to try emailing [email protected] with your idea.
How to Place an Ad?
Tip: Reading with intent makes content stick.
Selling a slightly-used kayak or offering your psychic guac-making services? The Statesman's website likely has a section for classifieds or advertising.
How to Get My Name in the Paper (Besides the Obituaries Section)?
This one's a bit tricky. The best way is to do something newsworthy (invent breakfast taco-flavored ice cream? win an armadillo race?), but attending a city council meeting and yelling something witty might also work (though the Statesman might not publish it).
So there you have it! With this guide, you're now equipped to tackle the Austin American-Statesman like a seasoned media maven. Remember, persistence (and maybe a breakfast taco bribe) is key. Now get out there and make your voice heard (or at least get them to print your hilarious letter to the editor)!
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