The Throne Room Turnover: How to Ditch Your Dated Dunny in Toronto
So, your trusty porcelain palace has finally kicked the bucket (or should we say, bowl?). Don't despair, fellow Torontonian! Replacing your throne doesn't mean sending the old one on a watery exile down the Don River. Toilets deserve a dignified disposal, and luckily, the city offers a couple of options, because let's face it, lugging a porcelain behemoth to the dump is nobody's idea of a good time.
Farewell, Flushed Friend: Two Paths to Porcelain Peace
There are two main routes to take when it comes to giving your toilet its final flush:
Curbside Cleanup: This is your classic "out with the old, in with the new" approach. The City of Toronto offers a large item disposal program, and yes, you guessed it, toilets are included in this category. Here's the catch: you can't just plop your porcelain pal on the curb like a discarded pool float. Dissect the deceased throne! Separate the tank, lid, and bowl before placing them neatly beside your garbage bin on your regular collection day. Important Note: Be sure to check the City of Toronto's collection calendar to find your specific garbage day – nobody wants a lonely toilet lingering by the curb for weeks.
Drop-Off Depots: Feeling less barbaric and more "channeling your inner interior designer"? The city also operates Transfer Stations or Drop-Off Depots. Here, you can personally deliver your unwanted toilet remains. This option might be ideal if you lack the upper body strength to wrestle a toilet to the curb, or if you simply enjoy a scenic drive (well, maybe scenic is a strong word...). Heads up: There might be a disposal fee based on the weight of your porcelain ex-throne, so be prepared to loosen the purse strings a little.
Whichever disposal method you choose, remember:
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- Safety First: Toilets are heavy and awkward. Recruit a friend or bribe a teenager with pizza to help you with the lifting.
- Think Green: Toilets contain porcelain and other materials that shouldn't end up in landfills. Disposing of them properly ensures they're recycled or processed responsibly.
Bonus Tip: If you're feeling fancy, consider donating your (functional) toilet to a local habitat for humanity organization. Just sayin', one man's porcelain palace is another man's, well, you get the idea.
Frequently Asked Throne Disposal Inquiries
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How to Separate the Toilet Parts?
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Most toilets have a clear separation point between the tank and the bowl. Consult your trusty toolbox and some wrenches to detach them.
How Much Does it Cost to Dispose of a Toilet at a Drop-Off Depot?
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Fees vary depending on weight, so contact your local Drop-Off Depot for the latest pricing information.
Can I Just Throw the Toilet Lid in the Garbage?
If the lid is made of plastic, it might be recyclable. Check your local recycling guidelines to be sure.
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How Long Will My Toilet Linger on the Curb if I Put it Out for Collection?
One collection cycle only! Just remember to check the calendar and put it out on the right day.
How Do I Know if My Toilet is Truly Deceased?
If it's constantly overflowing, refusing to flush, or sporting a suspicious crack, it might be time to say goodbye.
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