You and 400,000 Other Dreamers: Conquering the London Marathon Ballot (2023 Edition - You Missed It, But We Can Dream!)
Ah, the London Marathon. A glorious spectacle of spandex, sweat, and questionable race-day snacks. Did you know over 400,000 hopefuls enter the ballot every year? That's more people than live in Luxembourg (sorry, Luxembourg). But fear not, intrepid runner, for even if you missed the 2023 ballot deadline (because, let's be honest, who checks their inbox in July?), this guide will be your chariot to future marathoning glory.
Ballot Basics: It's Like the Lottery, But Without the Fancy Hats
The ballot is a glorious equalizer. Mo Farah has the same chance of getting in as Mildred from down the street (though, let's be real, Mo Farah's probably not applying this way). It's a random draw, a cosmic coin toss that determines if you get to experience the electric atmosphere of the London streets. There is no fee to enter (which is great, because after that last takeaway curry, your wallet needs a break).
Here's the catch: Even with over 400,000 entries, the odds can be slimmer than a marathon runner at mile 20. But hey, someone's gotta win, right?
The Plot Thickens: Double Dipping in the Ballot Bucket
Here's a little secret most ballot newbies don't know: You get a second chance! If you don't snag a spot in the first draw, they'll automatically throw your name back in the hat for a consolation round. It's like that free donut hole they give you at the bakery - a small consolation prize, but a prize nonetheless.
Bonus Round: Charity Entry - Run for a Cause (and Maybe Yourself)
Feeling generous (and strategic)? Many charities offer guaranteed places in exchange for fundraising. It's a win-win! You get to run the marathon and support a good cause. Just remember, with great fundraising power comes great responsibility (to those donation pages!).
So You Didn't Get In? Chin Up, Champ!
While missing out on the ballot stings a bit, it's not the end of the marathon dream. Here's a virtual pat on the back and some next-step inspiration:
- Train like a beast: Use this extra year to crush your training goals. When you finally get in, you'll be a sub-4 hour machine (or at least that's what you can tell everyone at the pub).
- Enter a smaller race: Build your experience and confidence with a shorter race. Plus, there'll be less chance of getting trampled by enthusiastic Kenyans.
- Start your own marathon (in your living room): Okay, maybe not a real marathon, but you get the idea. Keep the running fire burning!
Burning Questions from Budding Marathoners:
How to train for a marathon? There are tons of resources online and in libraries. But mostly, it involves a lot of miles and questionable music choices.
How much does it cost to enter the London Marathon? The entry fee is £69.99, but if you get in through the ballot, there's a chance it gets discounted!
How long does the London Marathon course take to complete? The average finishing time is around 4-5 hours, but elite runners can do it in under 2 hours (those freaks).
How do I find a charity to run for? The London Marathon website has a list of participating charities. Pick a cause close to your heart!
How do I avoid hitting the wall (figuratively speaking)? Pacing, proper nutrition, and maybe a good playlist can help.
