So You Wanna Play Across the Pond: How NFL Teams Get Picked for London Glory (and Maybe Fish and Chips)
Ah, London. Land of Big Ben, bangers and mash, and...American football? Yep, the NFL has been steadily conquering the UK with its brand of pigskin and touchdowns. But how exactly do teams get chosen to swap their usual hot dogs for mushy peas? Buckle up, gridiron globetrotters, because we're about to dissect the fascinating (and sometimes hilarious) process.
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| How Do Nfl Teams Get Picked To Play In London |
The Volunteer Shuffle: Raising Your Hand for International Adventure (or Desperation?)
Unlike a mandatory school trip to the museum, the NFL doesn't force teams to play in London. It's all about volunteering. Think of it as a popularity contest, but instead of trying to impress your classmates, you're vying for the attention of a massive international audience (and maybe a chance to see some cool castles).
Why would a team volunteer? Well, reasons abound:
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- Filling the Seats: Some teams, bless their hearts, struggle to sell out their own stadiums. London's Wembley Stadium holds a whopping 80,000 screaming fans, a stark contrast to a half-empty stadium back home. Think of it as a guaranteed payday (and maybe a chance to escape those grumpy season ticket holders).
- Global Fanbase Boost: Every team wants a slice of that international pie. Playing in London lets a team showcase itself to a new audience, potentially creating a legion of overseas fans who'll buy jerseys and overpriced foam fingers.
- Fish and Chips, Obviously: Let's be honest, who wouldn't jump at the chance to explore London and indulge in some top-notch British cuisine? Just be careful with the mushy peas, rookies.
But wait, there's a catch! Not every team gets to volunteer. The NFL has a fancy formula that takes things like conference balance and previous international experience into account. So, it's not just about who has the best excuse to visit Buckingham Palace.
The Not-So-Secret Weapon: The Allure of the Extra Game
Now, here's where things get interesting. Since 2021, the NFL schedule has gotten a little fatter. Some lucky teams get a bonus ninth home game, but with a twist: it has to be played internationally. This sweetens the deal for teams who might be on the fence about a London trip. Extra game, extra revenue, extra chance to see Big Ben (seriously, that clock tower is impressive).
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FAQ: Your Guide to London Glory (or Misery)
How to convince your team to play in London? Start a petition demanding "Fish and Chips for Everyone!" It probably won't work, but hey, it'll make you feel better.
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How to avoid jet lag? There's no magic cure, but copious amounts of tea might help (just don't expect American sweet tea).
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How to impress the London crowd? Learn a few basic British phrases like "brilliant" and "cheers." Bonus points for attempting a posh accent (but don't overdo it, they might think you're royalty).
How to deal with the food? Be adventurous! You might be surprised by what you like (except for black pudding, trust us on that one).
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How to get tickets to the game? Set your alarms early, because those tickets vanish faster than a pasty on a cold day.
There you have it, folks! The not-so-secret world of how NFL teams get picked for a London adventure. So, the next time you see your favorite team across the pond, remember, it might be all about filling seats, building a fanbase, or simply a craving for some good ol' British grub.
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