Austin and Cyrus: A Bromance...Not Exactly
Wait, you haven't heard? Hold onto your stethoscopes, folks, because the land of Port Charles just got a whole lot more dramatic (and let's be honest, a little confusing). Austin, our resident charming doctor, apparently has some history with Cyrus, the not-so-charming criminal mastermind.
So, how exactly did Dr. McDreamy end up tangled with Mr. Big Bad? Buckle up, because this is a story wilder than a runaway gurney in the ER.
Theory #1: The Mysterious Benefactor ️♂️
We all know Austin has a mysterious past (think: surprise family members popping out of the woodwork). Maybe Cyrus is a long-lost uncle with a penchant for nefarious activities? This theory has some holes, like why Uncle Cyrus would shower Austin with medical school money while running an illegal empire. Maybe Cyrus just really wanted a doctor in the family for those pesky hangnail emergencies? ♂️
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Theory #2: Childhood Chums? We Think NOT!
Okay, this one is just laughable. The idea of pint-sized Austin and baby Cyrus sharing juice boxes and building sandcastles is enough to make milk come out of your nose. Unless Cyrus has a serious case of Benjamin Button syndrome, this theory is a definite no-go.
The Shocking Truth (revealed in a dramatic hospital corridor, no doubt) ?
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Here's the real kicker: Cyrus apparently helped raise Austin and financed his medical education! Turns out, Mr. Mob Boss has a soft spot...well, maybe not soft, but a spot nonetheless. This leaves us with more questions than answers. Was Cyrus a reformed criminal with a heart of gold? Did he have a secret plan for a personal physician? Only the writers of General Hospital know, and they're probably cackling maniacally at our confusion.
So, the answer to the age-old question, "How does Austin know Cyrus?" is a resounding "It's complicated!" This tangled web of past connections is sure to bring more drama, danger, and hopefully, some hilarious one-liners from our favorite characters.
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FAQs:
How to avoid getting mixed up with a criminal mastermind? Simple! Don't accept any suspiciously large sums of money from shadowy figures.
How to deal with a shocking revelation about your past? Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
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How to keep your cool when your life becomes a soap opera? Practice your dramatic fainting couch dives. You never know when they might come in handy.
How to make the most of this juicy plot twist? Grab some popcorn, settle in, and enjoy the ride!
How to find out more about Austin and Cyrus? Tune in to the next episode of General Hospital, duh!
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