The Burning Question: How Far Away From a Fire Hydrant Should You Park in Philly? (Without Getting Burned by a Ticket)
Ah, Philly parking. It's an art form, a test of patience, and sometimes, a confusing mess. But there's one rule that stands out brighter than a fire truck's cherry on top: don't block the hydrant! Not only is it inconsiderate to our heroic firefighters, but it's also a surefire way to earn yourself a toasty-hot parking ticket.
So, how much space do you need to leave between your car and this vital firefighting equipment?
The Great Hydrant Gap: 15 Feet of Freedom (or a Fosse-Sized Leap)
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That's right, folks. In the City of Brotherly Love, you gotta maintain a clear 15 feet between your parked car and a fire hydrant. Now, 15 feet might sound like a breeze, but trust us, when you're squeezed into a tight spot on South Street, those inches can feel like miles.
But Officer, I Can Practically Fosse Over to That Hydrant!
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We hear you. eyeballing distances can be tricky, especially after a cheesesteak hoagie. Here's a handy dandy trick: if you can't comfortably open your car door without bumping the hydrant, you're too close.
Pro Tip: Packing a measuring tape probably isn't the coolest accessory, but hey, if it saves you a ticket, who are we to judge?
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Don't Get Hydrant-Hypnotized: A Word on Parallel Parking
Those parallel parking spots can be a real doozy. Here's the thing: the 15-foot rule applies to the entire fire hydrant, not just the base. So, if you find yourself contorting your car into a pretzel shape to squeeze past a hydrant, double-check that you're not blocking the whole thing.
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Hydrant Hypochondria: What About Broken Hydrants?
Let's say you spot a hydrant that looks like it went a few rounds with Rocky Balboa. Does the 15-foot rule still apply? You betcha! Even a broken hydrant could hinder firefighters in an emergency.
Hydrant FAQs: Your Burning Questions Answered
- How do I measure 15 feet without a tape measure? Use four good-sized paces (about 3 feet each).
- Can I park closer if there's a bunch of other cars squeezed in next to the hydrant? Nope! Don't follow the bad parking karma.
- What happens if I get a ticket for parking too close to a hydrant? The fine can vary, but it's definitely not pocket change.
- Is there a magical app that tells me where all the fire hydrants are?
Not that we know of, but hey, that's a million-dollar idea! - Isn't there a grace period for parking near a hydrant?
Sadly, no. Don't tempt fate (or the parking meter officer).
Remember, folks, parking responsibly keeps our city safe and our wallets happy. Now go forth and conquer those Philly streets (just don't conquer any fire hydrants)!
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