So, You Want to Ditch the Fish and Chips for Fairy Bread? How Far is London From Australia?
Ever looked at a map and thought, "Blimey, Australia looks a bit far from Blighty"? Well, you're not wrong, mate! But fear not, intrepid adventurer (or convict, depending on your historical context), because we're here to answer the age-old question: just how far is London from Australia?
The Great Divide: Miles or Kilometres?
First things first, we need to address the elephant in the room (or rather, the kangaroo in the outback). Do we speak the Queen's English, or do we sound like a lost koala? Because that dictates whether we measure in miles or kilometres.
For those who prefer their measurements in cricket pitches and pints, we're talking about a whopping 9,461 miles (that's further than you can throw a boomerang, cobber).
If you're more comfortable with things that aren't named after a pub, then buckle up for 15,226 kilometres.
Basically, it's a long way.
Fun with Maps: How Long is a Piece of String (or a Plane Ride)?
So you know the distance, but what does that translate to in actual travel time? Well, grab a cup of tea (billy tea if you're feeling Aussie), because you're in for a long-haul flight. We're talking around 21 hours to get from one end of this earth-spanning journey to the other.
That's plenty of time to:
- Watch all the in-flight movies (twice).
- Learn basic Australian slang (so you don't get confused by "thongs" and "prawns").
- Contemplate the vastness of the planet and the sheer improbability of ending up on the other side of it with a cup of tea in hand.
Top Tips for Tackling the Trek:
- Pack comfy clothes – turbulence doesn't care about your sense of style.
- Load up on audiobooks and podcasts – because even the most scenic route gets dull after 12 hours.
- BYO snacks – airline food is...well, airline food.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because Let's Face It, You Have Them)
- How to get from London to Australia? Plane is your best bet, unless you have a really big boat and a whole lot of time.
- Do I need a visa? Yep, unless you're planning on becoming a citizen of the outback (which, let's be honest, sounds pretty rad).
- What's the weather like in Australia? Depends where you're going! It's a big country.
- What should I pack? Sunscreen, hat, swimmers (Aussies call them bathers), and a sense of adventure!
- How long should I stay? As long as you can afford the Tim Tams (seriously, those things are addictive).
So there you have it, folks! Everything you need to know about the great trek from London to Australia. Now get packing, and for goodness sake, don't forget the bug spray!
