San Diego Flooding: Surf's Up, Streets Are Not
Hey landlubbers (and landladies, of course), ever dreamt of kayaking down Mission Valley? Well, thanks to our recent sprinkle extravaganza (otherwise known as a rainstorm), that dream (or nightmare) might have just gotten a little too real. So, what's the deal with all this aquatic chaos?
From Drizzle to Downpour: Mother Nature Hits Fast Forward
San Diego isn't exactly known for epic floods. We're more of a sunshine and sandals kind of place. But apparently, Mother Nature decided to spice things up. We went from "perfect beach weather" to "Noah build a boat, STAT" in what felt like five minutes.
The result? Overflowing rivers, rogue shopping carts turned mini- gondolas, and enough rain to fill every swimming pool in La Jolla (and that's a lot of pools).
Don't Panic, But Maybe Grab Those Floaties
Look, things aren't exactly apocalyptic, but there has been some flooding. It's important to stay alert and follow the instructions of local authorities. That being said, if you see a manatee chilling by the Gaslamp Quarter, well, that's probably a sign to stay indoors.
The Upside (Yes, There Really Is One)
Okay, so maybe floating down the street in an inflatable flamingo isn't your idea of fun (although, it would make one heck of an Instagram story). But hey, there is a bright side!
- The reservoirs are happy! We might actually avoid those pesky water restrictions this summer.
- The drought? What drought? Consider it flushed away.
- We can all finally test out those inflatable kayaks we got for Christmas (because, let's be honest, most of them are still collecting dust in the garage).
**How to Flood-Proof Your Life (Because Apparently We Need To Know Now) **
Alright, alright, enough with the humor. Here are some quick tips to keep you safe in case of future floods:
- How to prepare your home: Make sure your gutters are clean and free of debris. Have sandbags on hand in case of rising waters.
- How to stay informed: Sign up for emergency alerts from your local government. Follow reputable news sources for updates.
- How to evacuate safely: If you're told to evacuate, do so immediately. Don't try to drive through flooded roadways.
- How to help others: Once the storm has passed, see if your neighbors need assistance.
- How to avoid becoming a meme: Please, for the love of all things holy, don't try to surf down a flooded street. It's not a good look (and it's dangerous).
Stay safe out there, San Diego! And remember, a little rain never hurt anyone... unless it turns your street into a river. In that case, stay high and dry!
