So You Think You Can Dungeon? How Long Will You REALLY Survive?
The London Dungeon: a hauntingly hilarious historical walk-through...or is it a hilarious haunt? Whatever it is, it's bound to tickle your funny bone (or maybe your funny bone will be fleeing in terror). But before you suit up in your bravest britches, you might be wondering: just how long will this spooky sojourn last?
The Short Answer (for the Impatient Dungeon Dweller):
The actual tour through the London Dungeon itself takes around 90 minutes. But fear not, thrill-seeker! This doesn't include the queueing time, which can range from a breezy 10 minutes to a slightly more suspenseful 30, depending on the crowds.
The Slightly Longer Answer (with a Bit of Padding):
Think of the London Dungeon like a theme park ride for history buffs with a taste for the macabre. You'll be shuffled through various live shows (think Sweeney Todd on speed), creepy exhibitions, and even a (slightly terrifying) boat ride. So while 90 minutes is the official showtime, allowing yourself between 1.5 to 2 hours for the whole experience is your best bet. This gives you time to grab a pre-dungeon fortifying beverage (courage juice, anyone?), wait in line (and maybe bond with your fellow scaredy-cats), and fully appreciate the gloriously gory fun.
For the Super-Sized Dungeon Experience (Because You Came to Party):
If you're the type who likes to milk every last drop of terror (or laughter, depending on your perspective), then plan on spending a good chunk of the afternoon at the London Dungeon. There's a gift shop overflowing with creepy souvenirs (perfect for scaring your grandma!), and the surrounding area of South Bank offers a plethora of restaurants and pubs for post-dungeon refuelling (because let's face it, all that screaming is bound to work up an appetite).
The Bottom Line:
Basically, the amount of time you spend at the London Dungeon is entirely up to you! But to survive (and maybe even thrive) in this delightfully dreadful attraction, we recommend scheduling between 1.5 to 2 hours.
FAQs for the Fearless:
- How to avoid the queues? Booking your tickets online beforehand can sometimes snag you a shorter wait time.
- How to prepare for the chills (and thrills)? Wear comfy shoes, as there's a fair bit of walking involved.
- How to conquer your fear? Remember, it's all just actors and special effects (mostly).
- How to make the most of the experience? Go with a group of friends – misery loves company, especially when it comes to creepy dungeons!
- How to find out more? Check out the London Dungeon's official website for more info and to book your tickets (we won't judge, even if you need to book a few extra-large courage juices).
