You and Me and a Eurostar: Conquering London to Paris in the Blink of an Eye (Well, Almost)
Ah, Paris! City of Lights, croissants the size of your head, and questionable sewer smells that somehow add to the romance (don't worry, the Eurostar stays above ground). But before you can be serenading the Eiffel Tower with your best bad French (side note: "hon hon hon" is not a love song), you gotta get there. And that's where the magnificent Eurostar swoops in, ready to whisk you from London to Paris in the time it takes to say "ooh la la."
Speedy Gonzales ain't got nothin' on this train: How long does the Eurostar ACTUALLY take?
Okay, okay, so maybe "blink of an eye" is a slight exaggeration (unless you blink really slowly). But the Eurostar is seriously fast. We're talking a smidge over 2 hours, which is quicker than most trips to the grocery store. Forget agonizing airplane journeys with questionable airplane food (mystery meat, anyone?) and hello, zipping through the Channel Tunnel in air-conditioned comfort.
Bonus points: No jet lag means you'll be ready to conquer those buttery croissants and climb the Eiffel Tower in record time.
Packing for Parisians: What do I need for the Eurostar trip?
First things first, pack your passport (unless you're planning on charming your way into France with your good looks and witty banter - not recommended). Comfortable clothes are a must, because who wants to be wrestling with a suitcase on a moving train? Pack a good book or download some shows for the ride, and maybe a travel-sized bottle of your favorite perfume because, well, Paris.
Pro tip: Pack a reusable water bottle to stay hydrated and save those precious euros for more important things, like macarons (so many macarons).
Frequently Asked Eurostar Fancies:
How to book a Eurostar ticket?
Easy peasy! Head over to the Eurostar website or app and book your tickets in advance. You can even snag some sweet deals if you're flexible with travel dates.
How much luggage can I bring?
This depends on the class of ticket you buy, but generally, you're good with a couple of suitcases and a carry-on. Check the Eurostar website for specific details.
How do I get to the Eurostar station?
Both London St Pancras International and Paris Gare du Nord are conveniently located in the city center. Public transport is your best friend here - tube, buses, trains, you name it!
How fancy is the Eurostar?
There are different classes to choose from, ranging from comfortable standard seats to swanky Business Premier with all the bells and whistles (think wider seats, complimentary drinks, and access to a swanky lounge).
How prepared will I be to speak French upon arrival?
Probably not fluent, but hey, the Eurostar journey is a great time to brush up on those basic phrases. "Bonjour," "merci," and "Où sont les toilettes?" (where is the bathroom?) are always good places to start.
So there you have it! Your one-stop guide to conquering the London to Paris journey via Eurostar. Now get out there, book your ticket, and get ready to fall in love with the City of Lights (and maybe some delicious pastries).