The Hunger Games of Running: How Many Got to Run London in 2023?
Ah, the London Marathon. A glorious (and slightly grueling) 26.2-mile dash through the heart of London, cheered on by adoring crowds (and pigeons). But before you can envision yourself conquering those iconic landmarks, there's a hurdle to jump: the ballot. Yes, folks, getting into the London Marathon is like winning the Willy Wonka chocolate factory tour – except with less chocolate and more questionable fashion choices (looking at you, neon headbands).
Did I Get In? (Asking for a Friend... With Excellent Running Shoes)
So, how many hopefuls actually snagged a spot in the 2023 race? Well, buckle up, because the answer is both impressive and slightly terrifying. We're talking over 410,000 people throwing their metaphorical hats (or, more likely, very expensive running shoes) into the ring. That's a whole lotta Lycra, my friends!
But fear not, statistics lovers! We can estimate that around 17,000-20,000 lucky ducks secured their spot via the ballot. That means the odds of getting in were roughly the same as finding a decent cup of tea at a gas station (not great, but hey, it happens!).
Here's the kicker: those slots are just a fraction of the total runners. The rest are charity runners, championship runners, and folks who bought their way in through tour operators (because apparently, running 26.2 miles isn't exclusive enough).
So, Did I Win the Lottery (Without Actually Buying a Ticket)?
If you haven't received your results by now, well, you might be out of luck for 2023. But don't despair! Here's the good news: just because you didn't win this year's ballot doesn't mean you're doomed to a life devoid of marathons (and questionable fashion choices).
- Start training now! The 2024 ballot opens its hungry maw... er, I mean, application window... soon enough.
- Befriend a charity. Many charities offer guaranteed places in exchange for fundraising. Just remember, running for a cause is great, but running for a giant inflatable banana costume is next-level awesome.
- Channel your inner Usain Bolt. Train like a champion and aim for a qualifying time. Just remember, becoming a world-class athlete might take slightly longer than, say, watching an episode of Friends.
But hey, even if you don't make it into the London Marathon this year, there are plenty of other races out there! Just avoid any marathons sponsored by laxative companies... your insides will thank you.
FAQ: Your Burning Ballot Questions Answered (with Brevity, Because We All Have Places to Be)
How to Enter the London Marathon Ballot?
Check the official TCS London Marathon website (https://www.tcslondonmarathon.com/) for details on the upcoming ballot window.
How to Increase My Chances of Getting In?
There's no magic formula, but entering every year and hoping for the best is a good start.
How to Train for a Marathon (Without Dying)?
Gradual increase in mileage, proper form, and a healthy dose of self-deprecation are your best bets.
How to Find a Charity to Run For?
Many charities participate in the London Marathon. Find one whose cause resonates with you (and offers a cool fundraising incentive... like a giant inflatable banana costume).
How to Deal With Not Getting Into the Marathon?
Channel your inner Dory and "just keep swimming" (or, you know, running). There are plenty of other races out there!
