Austin's Lady Bird Lake: Swimming with the... Uh... Fishes?
Hey there, thrill-seekers and casual paddlers! Looking for a place to cool off in Austin? Lady Bird Lake might be calling your name – that is, unless you've been following the recent news.
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Hold on, did I just hear "recent news"?
Yep! Seems Lady Bird Lake has been a little more lively than usual, and we're not talking about splashing tourists or overzealous paddleboarders. Over the past 20 months, authorities have fished out a whopping 10 bodies! That's right, folks, enough bodies to constitute a small, unfortunate flotilla.
So, is there a Jason Voorhees wannabe lurking in the depths?
Hold your horses, horror movie buffs! Police assure us there's no Freddy Krueger of Lady Bird haunting the shores. Apparently, most of these deaths have been ruled accidental drownings. Still, it's enough to make you think twice about that midday skinny dip, right?
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Look, we're not trying to scare you away from Austin's crown jewel. Lady Bird Lake is still a beautiful place to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Just maybe, you know, stick to the shallow end and avoid reenacting your inner mermaid... at least until this whole thing blows over.
FAQ: Lady Bird Lake and You (Staying Alive Edition)
How to avoid becoming an accidental statistic?
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- Life jackets, people! They're not just a fashion statement for buoys.
- Know your limits. Don't be a hero – stay within your swimming skillset.
- Buddy system! Don't go for a solo swim, especially if you're not familiar with the lake.
How to tell if your friend is just taking a VERY long underwater nap?
This one's a tough one. If they're not resurfacing after a reasonable amount of time, get help immediately.
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How to avoid freaking out about the whole "10 bodies" thing?
Just remember, Lady Bird Lake is still statistically safer than playing dodgeball with a toddler.
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How to find out more about water safety?
The American Red Cross is a great resource: American Red Cross Swimming Lessons
How to make light of a slightly unsettling situation?
Read this article again! Laughter is the best medicine (besides, you know, actual medicine).
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