Brian Austin Green: Patriarch of a Positively Precocious Posse!
Brian Austin Green. The name conjures up images of dreamy California waves and, of course, his iconic role as David Silver in Beverly Hills, 90210. But these days, it seems Brian's traded in his surfboard for a minivan (though hopefully not permanently!). This dude is officially outnumbered on the testosterone front - because Brian Austin Green is a proud papa of five, yes five, sons!
That's right, folks. Brian's got a whole crew of little dudes running around, keeping him on his toes and, we imagine, occasionally hiding his car keys (because, let's be honest, that's the kind of delightful chaos five sons can bring).
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The Breakdown: From Kassius to Zane
Let's meet the Green machine, one charismatic child at a time:
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- Kassius Lijah (age 22): Brian's eldest son, Kassius, is the product of his relationship with actress Vanessa Marcil. Kassius is already paving his own path, and guess what? He's following in his dad's footsteps - sort of. Kassius is a talented musician, which is pretty darn cool.
- Noah Shannon (age 11), Bodhi Ransom (age 10), and Journey River (age 7): This trio of terrors (we say that with love!) are Brian's sons with his ex-wife, Megan Fox. These little guys are growing up fast, and with those genes, we have a feeling they might be stealing hearts (and maybe awards) in Hollywood someday.
- Zane Walker (age 2): Brian's youngest son, Zane, is the newest member of the Green clan. Zane's mama is Brian's current fiance�, professional dancer Sharna Burgess. Zane might be the little man on campus now, but just wait until his older brothers start showing him the ropes (and maybe a few epic pranks).
So, you've got the lowdown on Brian's brood, but here's the real question: How does he do it?
We can only assume Brian Austin Green runs on a diet of caffeine, charm, and an endless supply of patience. But hey, maybe there are some secret dad hacks he's willing to share someday (like how to get five boys to agree on a movie?).
Thinking of starting your own boy band? Here are some FAQs to get you started:
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How to raise five boys? Patience, a sense of humor, and a very large house are key.
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How to keep track of five different baseball games? Cloning yourself might be the only answer.
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How to deal with a never-ending supply of dirty laundry? Invest in a good washing machine (and maybe a second one, just in case).
How to win at video games against five determined youngsters? Lower your expectations.
QuickTip: Pause when something feels important.
How to convince your sons that chores are not optional? Good luck, you're gonna need it!
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