The Great Thames Crossing Caper: How Many Bridges Can You Handle?
Ah, the River Thames. London's liquid highway, a historical landmark, and apparently, a breeding ground for an existential question that has plagued philosophers, pub quizzers, and tourists alike: how many bridges cross the blighter?
Well, buckle up, mateys, because this seemingly simple question takes a turn for the hilarious (or mildly infuriating, depending on your perspective).
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| How Many Bridges Cross The River Thames In London |
It's All Relative, Baby: Counting Bridges Like a Londoner
The answer, my friends, depends entirely on how bridge-obsessed you are. Are you a "big hitters only" kind of person, content with the iconic structures like Tower Bridge and the wobbly Millennium Bridge? Then you're looking at a cool 35 bridges.
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But are you a Thames-vein completist? Do you count every footbridge over a puddle that vaguely smells of fish? Then, my friend, you're diving into the deep end with a whopping over 300 crossings. Yes, you read that right. Over. Three. Hundred.
Tip: Break it down — section by section.
Here's the breakdown for the bridge-tallying enthusiast:
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- The Classic Crew (35): These are the grand dames, the workhorses of the London commute. Tower Bridge, London Bridge, Blackfriars Bridge (not to be confused with its railway bridge neighbour, which adds a whole other layer of confusion) - all present and accounted for.
- The Tiny Titans (Over 300): Every little bridge over a side channel, pedestrian walkways over glorified puddles - they all get a gold star in your bridge-counting bingo book.
Fun Fact: You Can Also Tunnel (But That's Not Really the Point)
Just to confuse things further, there are also tunnels under the Thames! But hey, that's a whole different kettle of fish (or should we say, kipper?).
The point is, the Thames is a busy waterway, and Londoners need all sorts of ways to get across it. Whether you're a double-decker bus, a lovesick poet on a paddleboard, or a particularly ambitious squirrel, there's a Thames crossing with your name on it (well, maybe not literally).
So, How Many Bridges Does That Make?
Honestly, it depends on your definition of "bridge" and your tolerance for counting tiny metal walkways over murky water. But hey, that's the beauty of London, isn't it? There's always something unexpected, even when you're just trying to count bridges.
Now, let's get down to brass tacks (or should we say, cobblestones):
How-To FAQs for the Thames-Curious
- How to count bridges like a tourist? Stick to the main 35 - you'll get some great pictures and avoid existential dread.
- How to count bridges like a local? Include the smaller footbridges and walkways - bonus points for dramatic sighs about gentrification.
- How to avoid bridge-counting altogether? Take the Tube! It's much faster and way less confusing (although, slightly less scenic).
- How to make bridge-counting a game? Challenge your friends to a Thames crossing scavenger hunt - first one to find a bridge named after a type of cheese wins! (There might be one, we're not entirely sure).
- How to appreciate the Thames in all its glory? Take a boat trip! You can admire the bridges from a whole new perspective (and avoid the crowds).
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