Calling All Crumpet Connoisseurs: How Many Brits Are Hiding in Melbourne?
Ever wondered how many Brits have swapped their bangers and mash for Melbourne's famed laneway food scene? Well, buckle up your barmbrack, because we're diving into the world of Antipodean Brits!
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From Blighty to the Big Smoke: A History of Brits Down Under
Brits and Aussies go together like lamingtons and a barbie – a sweet and sizzling combination! It's no surprise then that Melbourne, with its artistic vibe and cooler climes (compared to some other Aussie cities), has become a bit of a Brit magnet.
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Did you know? Melbourne boasts the largest overseas-born British population in Australia, accounting for a whopping 4.3% of the city's total inhabitants. That's a lot of folks who probably know the difference between a flat white and a latte (unlike some of us).
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She'll Be Right! How Many Brits Are We Talking About, Exactly?
While the 2016 census isn't exactly yesterday's news, it's the most recent data available. Back then, there were an estimated 30,000 Brits living the good life in Melbourne. That's enough people to form a pretty cracking pub choir, wouldn't you say?
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But wait, there's more! This number likely doesn't include folks who weren't born in the UK but maybe have a British parent or two. So, the true number of Brits with a penchant for Melbourne's hidden bars is probably even higher.
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Why Melbourne? Here's the Tea
So, what's the allure of Melbourne for our pommy pals? Here's a guess:
- The weather (mostly): Melbourne might not have endless sunshine, but it avoids the scorching heat of some other parts of Australia. Perfect for those who like their summers mild and their winters crisp.
- The sporting life: Aussies love their sport, and Brits are no different. Whether it's catching a game of footy (Aussie Rules, not the round ball kind) or screaming themselves hoarse at the Australian Open, Melbourne offers plenty of sporting action.
- The coffee: Let's face it, decent cuppa is important. Melbourne's renowned coffee scene surely ticks that box for our tea-loving British brethren.
Fancy Following Suit? How to Become a Melbourne Brit
How to become a Melbourne Brit? Here are a few quick tips:
- Pack your thermals: Melbourne can get surprisingly chilly in winter.
- Learn the lingo: While most Aussies speak the Queen's English (with a fair few added slang words), understanding the difference between "thongs" and "flip-flops" is crucial.
- Embrace the sporting spirit: Support your local footy team (whichever one you pick!), even if you have no idea what's going on.
- Practice your flat white ordering skills: Forget milky lattes, Melbourne's all about strong coffee with a smooth, micro-foamed milk layer.
- Learn to appreciate a good barbie: Snags, burgers, and maybe even a spot of shrimp on the barbie – becoming a Melbourne Brit is all about embracing the Aussie way of life.
So there you have it! The next time you find yourself in a bustling Melbourne pub, surrounded by friendly faces, there's a good chance you might be sharing a pint with a Brit who's made Melbourne their home.
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