The Great Melbourne Bus Census: A Hilarious Investigation (Because Seriously, Who Actually Knows?)
Ever felt like you're surrounded by a never-ending parade of double-decker behemoths and whippet-thin school buses? You're not wrong, mate! Melbourne's bus network is vast, sprawling, and let's be honest, a little bit intimidating. So, the burning question remains: just how many buses are there ferrying folks around this fair city?
Hold Your Horses (or Should We Say, Don Your Bays?)
Before you dive headfirst into existential bus math, there's a crucial detail to consider: Melbourne's bus network is like a box of chocolates – you never quite know what you're gonna get. Here's why:
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- Franchise Frenzy: The city's bus network is operated by a delightful cast of over 50 private companies, all under the watchful eye of Public Transport Victoria (PTV). Each company might have its own fleet size, and that's a whole lot of buses to count!
- The Ever-Changing Buscape: New routes pop up like mushrooms after a rainy day, while others take a permanent dirt nap. Keeping track is like trying to herd cats... with jetpacks.
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But Fear Not, intrepid Bus Enthusiast!
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While an exact number might be as elusive as a mythical Melbourne meat pie that isn't beige, we can delve into the realm of educated guesses (and let's be honest, a sprinkle of educated swag):
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- Wikipedia Tells a Tale: The ever-reliable Wikipedia suggests there are around 346 routes operating in Melbourne, not including the blink-and-you'll-miss-it school specials. Now, if we assume an average number of buses per route (let's say, 10 for this wacky thought experiment), we're looking at a ballpark figure of... well, you do the math!
- PTV to the Rescue (Maybe): Public Transport Victoria releases a treasure trove of data, but unearthing the exact number of buses is akin to finding a needle in a haystack (or a single tram that actually runs on time).
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The Bottom Line: It's a Bus Bonanza!
The actual number might be a mystery shrouded in exhaust fumes, but one thing's for certain: there are a heck of a lot of buses in Melbourne! Enough to get you wherever you need to go, as long as you don't mind sharing your ride with a gaggle of school kids or a particularly enthusiastic tuba player.
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How To: Bus FAQs for the Discerning Traveller
- How to hail a bus? Stand at the designated bus stop (the ones with the handy signs) and wave your arm like you're summoning a desert mirage.
- How to pay? Myki card is your best bet, but cash is sometimes accepted (though with a face like thunder).
- How to avoid missing your bus? Be prepared a good ten minutes early, because Melbourne time applies to everything, even public transport.
- How to deal with a crowded bus? Channel your inner Tetris master and find a creative way to squeeze in. Personal space is a luxury, my friend.
- How to know when to get off? Learn the route beforehand (or ask the friendly bus driver), and keep an eye out for your stop. Don't be afraid to yell "doors please!" if the driver seems to be channeling their inner Formula One racer.
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