The Great Toronto Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It Didn't Happen
Did you wake up this morning expecting to dig your car out of a snowdrift, only to be greeted by the cheerful chirp of birds and a complete lack of white stuff? If you live in Toronto, then you, my friend, have experienced the weather equivalent of a clickbait headline.
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| How Many Cm Of Snow Did Toronto Get Yesterday |
Yes, But Seriously, How Much Snow Did We Get?
Zero. That's right, folks. Zilch. Nada. Toronto saw a grand total of zero centimetres of snow yesterday, June 25th, 2024. Unless you count that rogue ice cream cone some kid dropped on the sidewalk, in which case, move over, we've got a blizzard on our hands!
Maybe Mother Nature is finally starting to understand the whole "summer" concept. Or perhaps the pigeons are stockpiling all the snow for a giant feathery pillow fight. Whatever the reason, we'll take it!
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But What About Those News Reports I Saw Mentioning Snow?
Ah, yes. Those were most likely referring to a time anomaly that briefly transported us back to February. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Although, it would explain why your neighbour was outside building a snowman in his shorts.
Here's a handy tip: If you see a headline about snow in Toronto in June, take a deep breath, check the date, and maybe grab a nice cold drink.
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FAQ: How to Deal with the Non-Existent Snowfall
How to channel your inner snow plow: Grab a shovel and a healthy dose of enthusiasm. Attack that freshly mowed lawn with gusto! You might not be clearing snow, but you'll definitely be getting a workout.
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How to build a snowman (without snow): Get creative! Use marshmallows, beach towels, or even leftover mashed potatoes. Just remember, a carrot nose is non-negotiable.
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How to explain the lack of snow to your overexcited dog: Apologize profusely for the lack of snow zoomies, then bribe them with a good belly rub and their favourite squeaky toy.
How to celebrate a snowless summer day: Hit the beach, have a picnic in the park, or fire up the barbeque. After all, that's what June is all about, right?
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How to avoid future snow-related disappointments: Never trust the weather forecast. Just kidding! But maybe check it twice, especially in June.
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