The Great Melbourne Costco Hunt: How Many Bulk Bargain Bonanzas Can You Handle?
Let's face it, Melbourne, you're a city that loves a bargain. You'd wrestle a magpie for a shiny $2 coin (please don't wrestle magpies, they're territorial and frankly terrifying). So, it's no surprise that Costco, the land of giant everything and rock-bottom prices, holds a special place in your heart. But with all this warehouse wandering, a crucial question arises: Just how many Costcos are there in Melbourne, anyway?
Four and Counting: The Current Costco Crew
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As of today, June 22nd, 2024, Melbourne boasts a magnificent four Costcos. That's four temples of toilet paper towers and discount diamonds (okay, maybe not diamonds, but you get the picture). These bastions of bulk buying bliss are located in:
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- Epping: For all your northern suburbs needs.
- Moorabbin: The southeast's champion of jumbo-sized savings.
- Ringwood: Easterners, rejoice! Your bulk-buying dreams have come true.
- Docklands: City slickers can snag warehouse deals without leaving the urban jungle.
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But Wait, There's More! (Probably)
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The rumours are swirling like a free sample of something vaguely cheese-flavored. Apparently, Costco isn't done yet. There have been whispers of a fifth Melbourne location in the works, potentially gracing the suburb of Ardeer with its bulk-buying goodness.
So, the answer is four, for now. But keep those eyes peeled, Melbourne! The Costco hunt may just be getting interesting.
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Costco FAQs for the Dedicated Discount Seeker
How to become a Costco member?
Head to their website or any store to snag a membership. It's an annual fee, but the savings can be substantial.How to navigate the Costco maze?
It's a jungle out there! Grab a map and mentally prepare for a shopping adventure.How to resist buying everything in bulk?
Seriously, good luck. But maybe channel your inner Marie Kondo and only buy what sparks joy (and giant quantities of joy).How to store all that bulk goodness?
Invest in some serious storage solutions. Your pantry might need an intervention.How to explain your Costco obsession to your friends and family?
Just tell them they're welcome to free samples next time you visit.
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