Don't Get Me Wrong, London is Lovely, But Cycling There? Let's Just Say It's an Adventure
Ah, London. City of Big Ben, fish and chips, and...oh yeah, a jungle of double-decker buses and black cabs that make cycling look about as safe as juggling flaming chainsaws. So, how many cyclists become one with the pavement every year? Well, buckle up, because the answer depends on your definition of "become one with the pavement" (don't worry, it's not that bad...usually).
The Statistically Minded Cyclist (or Should We Say, Ex-Statistically Minded Cyclist?)
According to some reports, the number of cyclists who take their final curtain call in London is around eight a year. But that number can fluctuate more than a tourist's emotions at closing time. One year it might be eight, the next it could be 21 (yikes!).
There have been efforts to make things safer, and hey, at least it's not the bad old days of the 1980s, when an average of 18 cyclists a year bit the dust. Progress, right?
The "I Don't Need Fancy Facts, I Just Want the Real Deal" Cyclist
Look, London is a bustling metropolis. Cars are everywhere, and sometimes those drivers seem to have never seen a bicycle before (or maybe they're just playing a high-stakes game of Frogger). Let's just say that cycling in London can be a thrilling experience. It'll get your heart pumping faster than a free afternoon tea offer.
Important Note: That thrill isn't always in a good way.
Here's the bottom line: London is a fantastic city, but cycling there does require a certain... intrepid spirit.
So You're Still Keen on Two Wheels? Here's How to (Hopefully) Avoid Joining the London Cobblestones
How to Channel Your Inner Tour de France Champion (Without the Wipeout):
- Lights, Camera, Action! Make sure your bike is lit up like a Christmas tree, especially at night.
- Plan Your Route: Avoid rush hour like it's a rogue pigeon with questionable hygiene. There are some great cycling paths in London, so do your research!
- Be Predictable: Signal your turns religiously, and don't be a weaving wonder.
- Gear Up: Invest in a helmet (because, you know, head) and a good quality lock.
Remember: A little caution goes a long way.
FAQ: Conquering the London Streets on Two Wheels
How to: Ride confidently, but not arrogantly.How to: Respect pedestrians and traffic laws (or at least try to blend in with the other cyclists who might not be following them religiously).How to: Develop a sixth sense for danger (it'll come in handy).How to: Pack a smile (you'll need it to deal with rush hour traffic).How to: Have fun! (Because despite the, ahem, "adventure" aspect, cycling in London can be a blast).
