How Many Days Did Austin Basically Melt in 2022? A Statistical Odyssey (with Minimal Math)
Ah, 2022 in Austin. A year where your car seatbelt doubled as a branding iron and swimming in Deep Eddy Pool felt more like a hot tub adventure. We all remember the relentless heat, but how relentless was it REALLY? Let's dive into the fiery data, shall we?
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| How Many Days Over 100 In Austin 2022 |
The Numbers Game: Was it Hotter Than a Dragon's Breath?
According to official records (because, you know, some things are too hot to lie about), Austin clocked in at a sizzling 47 days over 100 degrees in 2022. That's right, folks, almost two months where the only thing hotter than your temper was the actual temperature.
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Now, some folks might scoff and say, "47 days? Pfft, that's nothing!" But to those brave souls, I say this: have you ever tried to fold laundry when your shirt instantly sticks to your skin? Have you ever attempted a casual handshake that ends up feeling like a high five in a sauna?
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Yeah, 47 days of pure, unadulterated heat is nothing to sneeze at (unless you're hoping to cool down a bit, in which case, bless you).
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So...How Does This Stack Up Historically?
Well, buckle up, buttercup, because 2022 wasn't quite the record-breaker we might have thought. While it definitely wasn't a walk in the park (more like a jog through a furnace), it didn't crack the top 5 hottest years on record. That dubious honor belongs to 2011, where Austin saw a scorching 90 days over 100 degrees. Let's just say that year, the entire city probably resembled a giant sun-baked tortilla chip.
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The Takeaway: A Toast (with Ice Water) to Survival
So, there you have it. 2022 was definitely a scorcher, but thankfully, not the hottest on record. Still, those 47 days were enough to make even the most die-hard Texan shed a tear (or two, or three...of sweat). Here's to hoping 2024 brings a little more balance to the heat equation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go refill my water bottle for the 87th time today.
How To Beat the Austin Heat: A Crash Course
- Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate! Water is your best friend, folks. Carry a reusable water bottle everywhere and pretend it's your new best accessory.
- Become Nocturnal (Kinda). Embrace the evening! Take walks, have picnics, and schedule your social life for after sunset.
- Befriend Your Air Conditioner. This isn't the time for eco-warriorship. Crank that AC up and enjoy the frosty air.
- Embrace the Frozen Treat. Popsicles, ice cream, frozen yogurt - whatever your frozen fancy, indulge in it shamelessly.
- Channel Your Inner Turtle. Sometimes, the best way to beat the heat is to simply stay inside and hide. Binge-watch a show, read a book, or perfect your online shopping skills. There's no shame in the hibernation game.
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