Did Melbourne in 2023 Turn into San Andreas? Not Quite, But We Had Our Moments
Let's face it, folks. Earthquakes aren't exactly on the top of Melbourne's "must-have" list. We're more about brunch, trams that mostly work, and that lingering hope that Collingwood might win the premiership one day (okay, maybe that last one's a stretch). But in 2023, Mother Earth decided to liven things up a bit with a sprinkle of seismic activity.
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The Great Melbourne Shake-up of May 2023
It all started in May. Remember that feeling you got when your favourite cafe replaced smashed avo with quinoa toast? Well, that was nothing compared to the surprise of a magnitude 4.0 earthquake hitting near Sunbury. Apparently, the ground forgot it wasn't California for a hot minute. The aftershocks rumbled on for a bit, with tremors felt as far out as Geelong and the Mornington Peninsula.
A Flurry of Tiny Temblors
Now, let's not get this twisted. Melbourne wasn't exactly dodging falling buildings like it was a scene from "The Rock." Most of the aftershocks were on the smaller side, like 2.3 and 2.4 magnitude affairs. Think of them as the awkward younger siblings of the big 4.0, tagging along and trying to be just as cool.
QuickTip: Read in order — context builds meaning.
So, How Many Earthquakes Did We Actually Have?
Here's the answer that seismologists probably wouldn't find very funny: we don't know the exact number. Unlike counting smashed avo on your cafe bill, tracking every tiny tremor isn't exactly top priority. But based on what we do know, it's safe to say there were a handful in 2023, with the May whopper being the main event.
FAQ: Earthquake Edition (Melbourne 2023)
How to prepare for an earthquake?
QuickTip: Pause when something feels important.
Be informed! Know the evacuation plan for your workplace and home.
How to survive an earthquake?
QuickTip: Reading twice makes retention stronger.
Drop, cover, and hold on! Get under sturdy furniture and stay put until the shaking stops.
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How to tell the difference between an earthquake and a rogue tram?
Tip: Keep the flow, don’t jump randomly.
If your furniture starts waltzing around the room, it's probably an earthquake. Trams usually just make a grumpy clanging sound.
How to know if you should be worried about earthquakes in Melbourne?
Relax, earthquakes are uncommon in Melbourne. But having a basic plan is always a good idea.
How to get emotional support after a tremblor?
Chocolate. Always chocolate.
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