The Burning Question: How Many Shinboners Are Out There?
North Melbourne Football Club, the mighty Kangaroos. A team known for its legendary fighting spirit (and Friday night games... though that's a story for another time). But one question plagues the minds of footy fans and existential philosophers alike: just how many North Melbourne fans are there?
Are they a legion, a roaring tide of blue and white? Or a more intimate gathering, a cult following of the determined underdog?
Well, buckle up, because we're about to dive into the fascinating world of North Melbourne fandom.
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Counting Kangaroos: Membership on the Rise
Here's the good news, Shinboner supporters: the numbers are looking good! North Melbourne recently smashed their membership record, boasting a whopping 51,084 members in 2023. That's a lot of scarfs, a lot of pies consumed in celebration (or commiseration), and a whole lot of "Shinboner Spirit" coursing through the veins of the faithful.
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But wait, there's more! This dedicated following isn't just about membership cards. There's a sea of North Melbourne fans who proudly wear the colours, yell from the stands (or their living rooms), and never give up hope (no matter what the scoreboard might say).
Beyond the Numbers: The True Measure of a Fan
Look, here's the thing: you can't just count bums on seats (or memberships) to measure a true North Melbourne fan. It's about something deeper. It's about the unwavering belief that anything is possible, even when the odds are stacked against you. It's about the grit, the determination, and the unwavering support that defines the Shinboner spirit.
So, while the official numbers are impressive, the true number of North Melbourne fans might be a little more mystical, a bit more like counting shooting stars on a clear summer night.
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They're out there, though. Roaring loud and proud. The Shinboner army.
FAQ: You Asked, We Answered (in 5 Easy Steps)
How to become a North Melbourne fan?
Simple! Embrace the underdog spirit, appreciate a good fight, and don't be afraid to wear your blue and white with pride.
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How to spot a North Melbourne fan in the wild?
Look for the unwavering optimism, the hint of trepidation before each game (it's part of the charm!), and the ever-present belief in the power of the Shinboner spirit.
How to deal with a friend who supports a rival team?
Tip: Watch for summary phrases — they give the gist.
Healthy banter is encouraged. However, if things get out of hand, remind them that premierships are great, but true grit and unwavering support are what make a team truly special.
How to celebrate a North Melbourne win?
A victory dance is mandatory. Bonus points for incorporating a kangaroo impression (optional: interpretive dance involving the goals).
How to cope with a North Melbourne loss?
Here's the thing: you dust yourself off, remember the fighting spirit, and get ready to cheer even louder next time. That's what being a Shinboner is all about.
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