Did Austin Ekeler Light Up the Fantasy Scoreboard...Like Literally Set It on Fire?
Ah, fellow fantasy football fanatics! We gather here today, not to mourn a dropped pass, but to investigate a mystery of epic proportions: how many fantasy points did Austin Ekeler snag last night (because let's face it, yesterday's game feels like a lifetime ago in this fantasy ADHD world).
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| How Many Fantasy Points Did Austin Ekeler Have Last Night |
Did the Ekeler Express Deliver the Fantasy Goods?
Now, before we delve into the nitty-gritty, let's take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of even asking this question. It's the NFL offseason, my friends! There's more chance of seeing a unicorn riding a narwhal than there is of an actual football game happening right now.
But hey, that doesn't mean we can't dream, can we? So, fire up the fantasy analysis machine and let's see if Ekeler can earn a participation trophy in the realm of hypothetical fantasy points.
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Unfortunately, dear reader, the answer is a resounding zero. There were no Ekeler juke moves, no Ekeler touchdowns, nada. Because there was no game!
But Wait, There's More (Probably Not About Fantasy Points)
While we can't quench your thirst for Ekeler's fantasy performance, here's what we can do:
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- Dust off your fantasy rosters and get ready for the draft! The season is a-comin', and with it, the sweet, sweet stress of lineup decisions.
- Brush up on Ekeler's ADP (Average Draft Position). Knowing where he's likely to be drafted can be a game-changer.
- Channel your inner Ekeler with some offseason workouts. You might not be scoring fantasy points, but those gains will be looking mighty fine come draft day.
Fantasy Football FAQ: Ekeler Edition (Because We Know You're Asking)
How to draft Ekeler like a champ? Do your research, consider his ADP, and trust your gut (but maybe not too much).
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How to deal with the NFL offseason? Distract yourself with other sports, take up a new hobby, or write epic fantasy stories about Ekeler leading a team of narwhals to fantasy football glory.
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How to prepare for the fantasy draft? Mock drafts are your friend! Plus, staying up-to-date on player news is key.
How to avoid a fantasy football meltdown? Don't take it too seriously. Remember, it's a game. Unless you're playing for a million bucks, in which case, good luck!
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How to score fantasy points when there's no game? Impossible. But you can score major points with your friends by being the most knowledgeable and entertaining fantasy football guru around.
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