The Great Melbourne Fox Census: Are You Being Stalked by a Fluffy Bandit?
Ever wondered if those rustling bins at night are just raccoons after a late-night pizza or something a little more cunning? It's probably foxes, my friend. Melbourne and these sly red scoundrels have a bit of a complicated history.
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So, Just How Many Foxes Are We Talking About?
Here's the thing, getting an exact count on these mischievous critters is trickier than wrangling a greased watermelon. They're nocturnal ninjas, masters of disguise (mostly just looking adorable), and frankly, not a big fan of filling out forms (shocking, I know).
However, researchers estimate that in some Melbourne areas, there could be as many as 16 foxes per square kilometre. That's more foxes than housemates you've had in questionable share houses! But it's important to remember this is just an estimate, and the number can vary depending on the neighbourhood.
Thinking about leaving out a midnight snack? Maybe rethink that brie and cranberry leftover. These foxy fellows are opportunistic eaters, happy to snatch a sausage roll or two.
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Signs You Might Be Sharing Your Backyard with a Fox
- The nightly bin orchestra: Foxes are notorious rummagers, and if your bins sound like they're hosting a heavy metal concert at 3 am, chances are a fox is conducting.
- The phantom feather thief: Do your chickens keep mysteriously losing their fluffy behinds? Yep, foxes are equal opportunity snackers.
- That weird, haunting scream: Foxes have a bloodcurdling scream that sounds like a banshee with a sore throat. Not ideal for a good night's sleep, but hey, free horror movie soundtrack every now and then, right?
Living with foxes can be interesting, to say the least. But despite their mischievous ways, they're a part of the Melbourne ecosystem.
Fox Fun Facts (Because Why Not?)
- Foxes are surprisingly good climbers, so that fence you think is fox-proof? Think again!
- They can be quite the charmers, using their foxy wiles to get a free meal (although that charm might not extend to your wallet when they raid your bins).
- They're pretty darn cute. Let's be honest, who can resist a fluffy face with those big ears?
How to Deal With Our Foxy Overlords
While foxes can be fascinating creatures, they can also be a nuisance. Here are some tips for keeping your bins and backyard fox-free:
- Secure your bins: Make sure your bin lids are fox-proof and don't put out tempting leftovers.
- Fox-proof your yard: Seal up any holes in fences and sheds where foxes might den.
- Beware the midnight snack: Don't leave out pet food or scraps overnight.
Foxy FAQs
How to get rid of foxes in my yard?
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While complete removal is difficult, deterring them with the tips above is a good start.
How to befriend a fox?
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Probably not the best idea. Foxes are wild animals and shouldn't be approached.
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How to tell the difference between a fox and a dog?
Foxes are generally smaller than dogs, with bushier tails and pointed ears.
How to deal with a fox screaming at night?
QuickTip: Keep a notepad handy.
Ear plugs might be your best bet.
How cute are foxes?
Extremely. But remember, wild animals, people!
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