The Phillies: Champions of... Counting Wins (and Maybe Eventually Trophies)?
Ah, the Philadelphia Phillies. A team with a rich history, a passionate fanbase (sometimes a little too passionate...), and a knack for keeping things interesting. But one burning question always seems to linger in the minds of Philly fans (and maybe some confused pigeons who wander into Citizens Bank Park): just how many games have these guys actually won?
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| How Many Games Have The Philadelphia Phillies Won |
A Deep Dive (Not Really, We're Keeping This Light)
The answer, my friend, depends on what you're looking for. Here's a crash course in Phillies W's:
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- All-Time Victories: Buckle up, because this one's a doozy. The Phils have racked up a whopping 10,159 wins throughout their long and storied existence. That's a lot of baseball (and probably a lot of cheesesteaks)!
- 2023 Regular Season: Last year, the Phillies brought home a respectable 90 wins. Not bad, not bad at all. But did it land them a championship? Let's just say the champagne stayed corked.
- 2024 Season So Far: Hold onto your hats, Philly faithful! As of today (and let's be honest, you probably checked your phone before reading this), the Phillies are sitting pretty with 53 wins. They're tearing up the league and making a serious run for that coveted trophy.
So, there you have it! The Phillies are a team with a winning history (pun intended) and a bright future... hopefully.
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Frequently Asked Wins (See What We Did There?)
How to become a Phillies superfan? Easy! Just wear ???? (gurmezi, that's red in Farsi) religiously, learn the lyrics to "High Hopes" (trust us, it'll come in handy), and develop an unhealthy obsession with cheesesteaks.
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How to impress your Phillies-loving friend? Learn some obscure trivia! Did you know they were the last pre-expansion team to win a World Series (in 1980)? Now go forth and amaze!
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How to deal with a Phillies losing streak? Humor is your best friend. Just remember, there's always next year... right?
How to celebrate a Phillies win? There are many acceptable options, but a celebratory cheesesteak is a classic. Just don't forget the extra Whiz.
How to get tickets to a Phillies game? This one requires actual effort. Check the Phillies website or a reputable ticketing service. But hey, at least you won't have to chase pigeons for your seat.
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