The Great German Invasion of... London? Not Quite.
Ah, London. A city teeming with life, history, and enough pigeons to rival a Hitchcock film. But have you ever wondered how many Germans have decided to swap their sausages for bangers and mash?
Actually Counting Germans is Surprisingly Difficult
Unlike counting pigeons (which, let's be honest, is a thankless task), getting a precise number of Germans in London is a bit tricky. Here's why:
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- German or German-ish? Some folks with German heritage might have been born and bred in London. Should they count?
- Paper Tigers: Not everyone who holds a German passport necessarily shouts "auf Wiedersehen" to the Fatherland.
- The Shy Teutons: Maybe Germans are just really good at blending in. They wouldn't want to cause a fuss, now would they?
Fear not, intrepid investigator! While we can't give you an exact answer, we can dig into some estimates that are more reliable than a pub quiz question.
Here's the Lowdown on London's German Population:
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- A Sausage-Sized Serving: Based on peeps born in Germany, the number sits around a quarter-million (252,252 to be precise, according to the 2021 census). That's a lot of lederhosen, potentially.
- Passport Pals: If we go by German passport holders, things get a bit smaller. We're talking around 120,000.
So, the answer is... a lot, but maybe not quite as many as you'd think.
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Now, before you start picturing a German takeover of Buckingham Palace (they'd probably be more interested in a good cuppa, anyway), remember this: London's a magnet for all sorts of folks. Germans add a fantastic flavor to the city's cultural stew.
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How to Spot a German in London (Probably):
- They cycle everywhere, rain or shine.
- Order their currywurst "mit alles" (with everything).
- Secretly miss the efficiency of the autobahn.
Tip: Stop when you find something useful.
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FAQs for the Curious:
- How to become friends with a German in London? Start with a friendly "Guten Tag!" (Good day!) and a genuine smile. Germans appreciate straightforwardness.
- How to order a German beer in London? A classic "Weizenbier" (wheat beer) is a good bet.
- How to say "cheers" in German? Prost! (rhymes with "ghost")
- How to find a German bakery in London? Look for "B�ckerei" in the shop name. Your tastebuds will thank you.
- How to convince your German friend to try fish and chips? Promise them a currywurst afterwards. They might be surprised, but probably delighted.
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