So You Want to Golf Your Way Through Melbourne? How Many Courses Can One Swinging Arm Handle?
Ah, Melbourne, the sporting capital of Australia (don't @ me Sydney!). Where the coffee flows like the Yarra River and there's a sports bar on every corner (almost). But you're not here for the caffeine or the footy (Aussie Rules for the uninitiated), you're here to conquer the fairways! But before you pack your clubs and your finest golfing socks (yes, those exist), you might be wondering: just how many courses are there to tee off at in this golfing paradise?
The Great Golf Course Tally: Numbers Don't Lie (But Websites Do)
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The internet, bless its algorithmic heart, can be a fickle beast. One website tells you there are 31 courses, another claims 72, and another throws out a random number that seems plucked straight out of a lucky dip. Fear not, fellow golf enthusiast, for I have ventured forth into the digital jungle and wrestled some semblance of truth from the data.
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Here's the thing: defining "Melbourne" can get a bit tricky. Do you mean the big smoke itself, or are we venturing out into the glorious suburbs and surrounding regions? Because let me tell you, there's some prime golfing real estate out there! For a more precise answer, we need to consider a few zones:
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- Inner Melbourne: Think city slickers and short par 3 courses. Not a huge selection, but enough to squeeze in a quick nine holes between meetings.
- Sandbelt: This is where the magic happens. Rolling sand dunes, world-renowned courses (we're talking Royal Melbourne folks!), and enough bunkers to make even the most seasoned golfer weak at the knees (and shins).
- Mornington and Bellarine Peninsulas: Fancy a seaside swing? These peninsulas boast stunning coastal courses with ocean views that will have you questioning your priorities in life (beach or birdie?).
So, How Many Courses Are We Talking About?
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Drumroll please... Depending on how you define "Melbourne", the estimated number of courses could range from 31 in the inner city to over 90 if you consider the greater metropolitan area and surrounding regions. That's a lot of greens to tackle, folks!
FAQ: Conquering the Melbourne Golf Scene
- How to find courses? Plenty of websites and apps like Golf Australia can help you search for courses based on location, price, and difficulty.
- How to snag a tee time? Booking in advance is recommended, especially for popular courses. Head to the course website or give them a call.
- How much does it cost? Green fees can vary depending on the course, day of the week, and time of day. Expect to pay anywhere from around $30 for a public course to hundreds for the championship ones (but hey, bragging rights!).
- How do I dress? Most courses have a dress code, so ditch the ripped jeans and singlets (wifebeaters for our American friends). Collared shirts, tailored shorts, and proper golf attire are the way to go. Unless, of course, you enjoy being politely (or not-so-politely) directed to the pro shop for a fashion intervention.
- How many balls do I need? This is a personal question, but let's be honest, Melbourne's courses can be challenging. Be prepared to lose a few (or ahem, several) friends along the way. Pack accordingly!
So there you have it, the (semi-scientific) guide to the number of golf courses in Melbourne. Now get out there, swing those clubs, and remember: even a bad day on the course is better than a good day at work (probably).
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