The Great Fire of London: When London Went Up in Flames (Mostly the One in 1666)
Ah, London. A city steeped in history, culture, and apparently, a penchant for pyrotechnics (unintentional kind, that is). Today, we delve into the fiery past of this fair city, specifically the granddaddy of them all: The Great Fire of London.
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But First, A History Lesson (with Tongue Firmly in Cheek)
Contrary to popular belief, the Great Fire of 1666 wasn't London's first fiery rodeo. In fact, London has a long and somewhat embarrassing history of going up in smoke. We're talking fires so frequent, they probably had a "frequent flyer" program with the Roman fire brigade (if such a thing existed).
Here's a taste of London's fiery past:
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- 60 AD: Londinium (fancy Roman name for London) gets roasted. Talk about a bad hair day for Boudicca, the Celtic warrior queen leading the revolt.
- 1212: The Great Fire (of Southwark, that is). This fiery fellow took down London Bridge, proving even bridges aren't safe from London's fiery passion.
But wait, there's more! We're just scratching the surface of London's fiery history. Let's fast forward to the main event...
The Great Fire of 1666: The One You Actually Heard Of
The culprit? A rogue bakery fire in Pudding Lane. Because apparently, even pastries weren't safe in 17th century London.
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The result? The fire raged for four days, devouring a good chunk of the city and leaving Londoners with a newfound appreciation for fire breaks (and maybe a slight aversion to bakeries).
Fun fact: The Great Fire of London actually had a silver lining. The rebuilding efforts led to a more modern city layout, which, you know, is way better for navigating than a maze of medieval alleyways.
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So, How Many Great Fires Were There, Really?
This is where things get a bit fuzzy. Londoners have a thing for calling every major fire a "Great Fire." It's like the fire version of participation trophies.
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But if we're sticking to truly monumental infernos, then the answer is a respectable two. The Great Fire of 1666 and its fiery cousin in 1212.
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How to avoid a fiery fate in modern-day London? Simple! Don't try baking bread in a 17th-century oven (or any oven, really, if you're not confident in your skills).
How to impress your friends with your knowledge of the Great Fire? Casually drop the fact that the fire helped modernize London. You'll sound sophisticated and vaguely fire-safety conscious.
How to survive a fire (actual serious answer)? Evacuate the building immediately, follow fire safety instructions, and don't be a hero.
How to learn more about the Great Fire of London? The London Fire Brigade Museum is a great place to start. Plus, they probably have some fire safety tips while you're there.
How to put out a small fire? Small fires? Call the professionals. Leave the heroics to the firefighters (and maybe watch some action movies from a safe distance).
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