The Great HMV Hunt: How Many Exist in the London Jungle?
Ah, HMV. A haven for music lovers, movie buffs, and anyone who digs that iconic dog listening to a gramophone (Nipper, for the record). But with the ever-changing retail landscape, you might be wondering: just how many HMVs are there left in the glorious city of London?
Fear not, intrepid shopper! We've embarked on a top-secret mission (okay, we used Google and a cheeky bit of research) to bring you the intel.
Spoiler Alert: It's Not a Numbers Bonanza
Here's the truth, delivered with the bluntness of a dropped microphone: as of June 2024, there are only three HMV locations in the entire London sprawl. Three! That's less than the number of times you've probably considered starting your own record collection this year (we've all been there).
But wait! Before you shed a tear for lost browsing hours, there's a silver lining.
The Three Musketeers of Music (Well, Technically Retail)
Those three valiant HMVs are scattered strategically across London, like record store beacons in the night. Here's the lowdown:
- Central London: This brave soldier stands guard in the heart of Covent Garden, ready to supply your vinyl and film fix.
- West London: Fear not, west siders! An HMV trooper awaits in Westfield, ready to fulfill your entertainment needs.
- East London? We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but East Londoners might have to venture a bit further for their HMV fix.
Moral of the story: Download a map app, my friend.
So, Why the Small Squad?
Well, that's a story for another time (or a quick Google search). But let's just say the retail world is a fickle beast, and HMV has seen its share of ups and downs.
But hey, chin up! Three HMVs are better than none, right?
How To Hunt Down Your HMV Fix: A Mini FAQ
Feeling the HMV itch? Here's a quick guide to get your music and movie mojo flowing:
- How to Find Your Nearest HMV: The HMV website has a nifty store finder [use HMV store finder]. Just pop in your postcode and Bob's your uncle (or Nipper's your record hound).
- How to Know What They Stock: Feeling nostalgic for that classic album or movie? Check the HMV website for their current stock [use HMV website].
- How to Channel Your Inner Vinyl Enthusiast: Feeling fancy? Some HMVs even have special vinyl listening booths.
- How to Avoid Disappointment: Remember, there are only three! Call ahead to confirm they have what you're looking for (optional, but saves you a potentially record-less journey).
- How to Embrace the Adventure: Think of it as a treasure hunt! With only three locations, finding your HMV fix becomes an adventure, not just a shopping trip.