Did it Rain in San Diego This Week? The Great San Diego Drought Detective Agency Investigates!
Ah, San Diego. Land of sunshine, beaches, and...wait, what was that last one? Rain? Yes, folks, believe it or not, it sometimes rains in San Diego. But with all this glorious sunshine, you might be wondering, "Did it actually sprinkle any this week?" Well, buckle up, grab your metaphorical raincoats (umbrellas are optional, let's be honest), because the Great San Diego Drought Detective Agency is on the case!
Following the Drizzle: Cracking the Case
Our crack team of meteorologists (okay, maybe just a guy with a weather app) has scoured the data, sifted through the satellite imagery, and consulted the local pigeons (excellent weather forecasters, trust us). And the verdict?
Hold onto your hats (because there's probably no wind): It appears San Diego might have experienced a grand total of...
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...zero inches of rain this week!
Shocking, we know. We were expecting at least a light drizzle to christen your car wash, but alas, it seems the rain gods are taking a long vacation.
But fear not, fellow San Diegans! Here at the Great San Diego Drought Detective Agency, we're eternal optimists. We've got our detective magnifying glasses pointed towards the horizon, and we have a feeling a little sprinkle might be on the way.
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In the meantime, here are some alternative ways to experience the thrill of precipitation:
- Take a REALLY refreshing shower.
- Run through the sprinklers. Age is just a number, right?
- Blast yourself with a hose. Just don't tell the water police.
- Cry into a bucket. We won't judge (much).
The Great San Diego Drought Detective Agency FAQ:
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How to find out if it will rain in San Diego soon?
Check the weather forecast! We recommend a reliable source, unlike that fortune cookie you just ate.
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How to build a successful career in detective work (specifically drought detection)?
Start by honing your observational skills. Can you tell the difference between a cloud and a particularly fluffy dog? You're on the right track!
How to convince the rain gods to bless San Diego with some precipitation?
We're still working on that one. Maybe an offering of tacos will do the trick?
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How to stay hydrated in the absence of rain?
Drink plenty of water, folks! It's way more effective (and less embarrassing) than running through sprinklers.
How to find the Great San Diego Drought Detective Agency for future weather emergencies?
Just look for the guy with the magnifying glass and the slightly-too-enthusiastic rain dance moves. We'll be there, rain or shine (hopefully more rain).
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