The Great Melbourne Shilelagh Census: How Many Irish Call Our Fair City Home?
Ah, Melbourne. A city that boasts everything from world-class coffee to enough laneways to get you lost for days (don't worry, you'll probably stumble upon a hidden gem!). But amidst the hipster cafes and graffiti-clad walls, there's a strong undercurrent of a different kind of brew – the Irish kind, of course!
So, just how many Irish souls are gracing the streets of Melbourne with their craic (good conversation) and love of the footy (Australian Rules Football, not that other kind)? Well, buckle up for a wild ride through the wonderful world of statistics, with a touch of Irish wit, because this is where things get interesting.
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The Census Says... Maybe?
The latest official numbers come from the 2021 census, clocking in at 14,150 proud Irish-born Melbournians. That's a fair whack of folks! But here's the thing: the census only counts people who were actually born in the Emerald Isle. What about the descendants of those who hopped on a ship a century ago?
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Let's be honest, Melbourne's practically built on pasty pies and a good yarn (storytelling). There's bound to be a fair few folks with Irish roots deeper than a leprechaun's gold pot.
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The Pub Test: The Unofficial Irish Census
Now, some might scoff at this method, but trust me, there's a certain truth to the good old pub test. Head down to any Irish pub on a Friday night (or, well, any night for that matter) and you'll be met with a sea of green singlets and enough accents to make your head spin.
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So, while we might not have an exact number, let's just say the unofficial Irish population of Melbourne is likely to be significantly higher than the official count.
In Conclusion: We Probably Need More Guinness
Here's the takeaway: there are a heap of Irish folks in Melbourne, both by birth and by heritage. They're woven into the fabric of the city, adding their love of life, good music, and, of course, a good pint to the mix.
So, the next time you raise a glass (or a stubby, as they say here), remember, there's a good chance you're sharing a tipple with a descendant of Brian Boru himself. Sl�inte! (Cheers!)
FAQs
- How to find the Irish community in Melbourne? Easy! Head down to a pub with a shamrock on the sign – you're practically guaranteed to find a c�ad m�le f�ilte (a hundred thousand welcomes).
- How to speak Irish in Melbourne? The pubs are a great place to start, but there are also classes and conversation groups if you're feeling adventurous. Just be warned – "Erin go bragh" (Ireland forever) is a good one to learn first!
- How to celebrate St. Patrick's Day in Melbourne? Dress in green, grab a pint of Guinness, and prepare to party! Melbourne throws one of the biggest St. Paddy's Day celebrations in the world, so get ready for a wild one.
- How to find the best Irish food in Melbourne? Honestly, you're spoilt for choice. From hearty stews to delicious seafood, there's something for everyone. Just ask around – the Irish community is always happy to share their favourite spots.
- How to avoid getting pinched on St. Patrick's Day? Wear green! That's the only foolproof method. Although, if you do get pinched, it's just an excuse to celebrate with another drink.
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