Sydney's Lockdowns: A Historical Romp Through Our Living Rooms (and Occasionally the Beach)
Ah, Sydney lockdowns. A time capsule of questionable home haircuts, banana bread baking sprees, and endless Zoom quizzes about 80s movie trivia (who knew there were THAT many?). But just how many times did our fair city become a temporary ghost town? Buckle up, because this is where things get a little hazy.
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The Great Lockdown Amnesia: A National Crisis (of Sorts)
Let's be honest, folks. Remembering the exact number of lockdowns is like trying to recall the plot of that Netflix show you binged during one. Was it 3? 8? Maybe 17 and we're all living in the Upside Down of restricted movement? The answer, my friends, is a lot. Like, a whole latte lockdowns (sorry, couldn't resist).
Here's the thing: Sydney wasn't exactly shy about throwing the lockdown switch. We had localised lockdowns, city-wide lockdowns, even lockdowns that seemed to target specific postcodes with a penchant for sourdough starters. It was enough to make your head spin faster than a flour-dusted whisk.
Pro Tip: If you find yourself arguing with your mate about the exact number, distract them with a fun fact! Did you know that during one lockdown, a Sydney Harbour seal claimed a prime sunbaking spot on a deserted Manly Beach? Now that's a mental image you won't forget.
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Lockdown Lowdown: A Brief (and Hopefully Accurate) History
Alright, alright, enough suspense. Here's a (somewhat) definitive breakdown of Sydney's lockdown love affair:
- 2020: We dipped our toes into the lockdown pool with a few localised efforts. Think of it as a taste-tester before the main course.
- 2021: This is where things got interesting (or should we say, monotonous?). Buckle up for a rollercoaster of stay-at-home orders, with the longest stretch lasting a whopping four months. Remember the sourdough craze? We have lockdowns to thank (or blame).
- 2022: Thankfully, with the help of some amazing science (and maybe a sprinkle of herd immunity), lockdowns became less frequent. We even started venturing outside without masks, which felt like a distant dream just a year prior.
So, the big reveal? The exact number is a bit fuzzy, but it's safe to say Sydney's seen its fair share of lockdowns.
How To Lockdown Like a Sydneysider: A Crash Course (Just in Case)
Look, we all know nobody wants another lockdown, but hey, knowledge is power! Here's a cheat sheet to surviving a Sydney lockdown like a champ:
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- Master the art of the home haircut (mullets are optional).
- Invest in comfy pants. Like, seriously comfy pants.
- Perfect your sourdough starter recipe. You'll thank us later.
- Download all the streaming services. ALL OF THEM.
- Brush up on your Zoom karaoke skills. Trust us, it's a thing.
FAQ: Frequently Asked Lockdown Inquiries (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to make the perfect cup of coffee at home?
Practice, my friend, practice. This is your chance to become a barista extraordinaire.
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How to avoid cabin fever?
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Indoor dance parties? Balcony workouts? Get creative!
How to convince my pet that the couch isn't their new permanent bed?
Good luck. We're still working on that one.
Tip: Revisit challenging parts.
How to explain to future generations what a lockdown was?
Just show them pictures of our questionable lockdown fashion choices. They'll understand.
How to get through another lockdown without losing my mind?
Refer to answer #2 and a healthy dose of laughter (this article should help!).
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