The Burning Question: How Many Nando's Can One Melbourne Stomach Handle?
Ah, Nando's. The land of peri-peri chicken, where the spice levels range from "Lemon & Herb" (perfect for the faint of tongue) to the infamous "Habanero & Lime" (better bring a fire extinguisher). But with Melbourne's love affair with this South African chain burning hotter than a chicken straight out the fryer, a crucial question arises: just how many Nando's grace the fine city of Melbourne?
The Great Nando's Census: A Numbers Game
The good news, my fellow peri-peri pilgrims, is there's a Nando's around pretty much every corner (well, almost). We're talking over four locations scattered across Melbourne, each ready to satisfy your chicken cravings. From the bustling CBD to the chilled-out suburbs, there's a Nando's waiting to unleash its peri-peri magic on your taste buds.
But Wait, There's More! The Nando's Beyond Melbourne
Now, four might seem like a small number to some of you hardcore Nando's fanatics. But fear not, because Melbourne is just the tip of the iceberg (or should we say, the tip of the chicken wing?). Victoria, as a whole, boasts a whopping 53 Nando's, so if you're willing to venture out a bit (think Dandenong, Epping, or even Berwick!), your Nando's options are practically limitless.
Pro Tip: Download the Nando's app. It's like having a pocket-sized Nando's map at your disposal, perfect for those moments when a peri-peri attack hits and you need a fix, stat!
Nando's Newbie? A Crash Course for the Peri-Peri Padawan
Alright, so you're new to the Nando's game? Don't worry, we all started somewhere (probably with a mild spice level and a side of fries). Here's a quick rundown:
- Chicken Selection: It all starts with the bird itself. Choose from a variety of cuts, from the classic whole chicken to the succulent butterfly chicken.
- Spice Up Your Life: Now comes the fun part: the spice level. Do you dare to go full "Habanero & Lime"? Or maybe a cheeky "Medium" is more your speed? Choose wisely, grasshopper.
- The Sides Situation: Nando's isn't just about chicken (although, let's be honest, it pretty much is). They've got peri-peri chips, creamy coleslaw, and their legendary macho peas to round out your meal.
Nando's FAQ: Your Peri-Peri Pilgrimage Starts Here
How to find the nearest Nando's? Download the Nando's app or search "https://www.nandos.com.au/" for a complete list of locations.
How to choose the right spice level? This is a personal journey, my friend. Start mild and work your way up the peri-peri ladder. Remember, there's no shame in asking for a side of milk for those "Habanero & Lime" emergencies.
How to order at Nando's? It's a walk-up affair. Simply choose your chicken, spice level, and sides, and get ready for peri-peri perfection.
How to deal with the peri-peri heat? Water is your best friend. Also, consider ordering a creamy side dish like coleslaw to help cool things down.
How to resist ordering extra chicken? We all know the struggle is real. But hey, treat yourself!
